Easy response for me…I’ve shared it several times when talking with new sheep hunters. My most dangerous hunt was hands down my first Dall sheep hunt and the danger was created by my own foolishness in the steep mountains of the Wrangells.
My partner and I both took a ram at the same time, and while mine politely flopped mid-boulder field in front of us, my partners ram was just entering the flat-ish area of the boulders and rolled back into a steep slide and down the mountain it went. I was much more prepared than him and had actually carried his pack a few times when we moved our spike camp last. So he looked at me and said he’d clean mine if I did his. Knowing there was no real sense in avoiding the clear need I just agreed. I said I’d drop down and find his ram, secure it, then come up to check mine out and get some photos.
Once into the steep slide, it was like an escalator and every slightest movement I’d shift 4-8’ and each step brought me twice as far. Within no time I found his ram and started trying to make some sort of cradle, even level spot to clean him on. I’d heard tales of guys working on a ram that slides and the hunter gets tangled up and goes tumbling down the mountain to their demise. So I showed caution and planned best I could. Once secured and and I left my pack and turned to go back up so lay eyes on my own sheep and get a photo or ten. It was then I realized just how badly the next bit was going to suck. Every big step up, I’d slide back twice or three times as far.
Ended up yelling up best I could to just go ahead cleaning and I did the same. He never heard me, but later looked over the ledge down at me and figured out the situation. Skip forward a couple hours, everything was caped out and quartered, didn’t take time to bone it yet. Loaded it all in my pack and realized there was zero chance I was making it up the steep slide in one big trip, so dumped out the head and cape and about 1/3 of the meat. Still had about 65-70lbs, and ended up crossing over to this steep shale cliff/wall to see if I could use it to help pull myself up…I mean I only need to 350-400ish feet. And no dice, couldn’t go up.
I did notice that the nose of the cliff seemed to provide some possible ability to climb it…maybe. It wasn’t true vertical, but looked close. So of course I stupidly tried. I was surprised how much easier it was climbing it vs trying the go up the slide. I went super slow and hand over hand made my way. Problem arose that some of the only hand-holds I had would break loose as soon as I really relied on them, and after having about four handholds give out I started to get scared. Then yes another did the same, that time about the size of a basketball and fell into my chest, almost knocking me off the wall.
It was then that I looked down for the first time. I’d been kind of proud of the headway I’d made so quickly, but was about to get to what I figured was the steepest/sketchiest section when the big chunk almost knocked me off. I realized right then that this was totally stupid and if I didn’t stop, I was going to end up as one of those unfortunate stories we read each year in the paper. So I not so reluctantly decided to retreat. Then I realized I was already more than 60’ up, and there was no way I was going to be able to climb down. If I tried, pretty certain I’d have fallen the full 5-6 stories strait down.
There really are things you can climb up that you cannot safely climb down without a rope, which I also stupidly did not have. While not super religious, I hypocritically prayed to God while simultaneously cursing myself (apparently out loud for part of the climb) for the dangerous predicament I had put myself in. I really did not think I was going to make it without a fatal fall for at least about a half hour. I just kept praying, climbing, and cursing. I ultimately made it past the vertical section and it started to slope out enough where it felt at least semi-safe-ish. Finally made it back to the ridgeline at almost 1am, totally soaked in sweat, wind whipping, and temp dropped into the 40’s. Part of the fun being right up against glaciers. Dropped the pack, threw up my little Seek Outside shelter and snuggled in against my hunting partner where I shivered for a few hours of rest before waking to repeat the next trip down.
I scoped out a way all the way down the slide and could loop a couple miles back to a safer slide to climb up closer to our spike camp. Didn’t even need to. Once I loaded the rest of the sheep in my pack, I noticed the shale outcropping the other side of the slide was literally half as steep at the start and sloped out quicker. Proved 10x easier/safer and was right there the whole time. In my exhaustion and fading light, I just missed it, and seriously endangered my life as a result. Thankful I learned a scary lesson vs my kids not having me around. And while I still go up a few things steeper than I should, I don’t climb anything I’m not confident I can descend.
Couple pictures of my ram from few days earlier on a grassy shelf in front the glacier. Live on the hoof are the only photos I ended up with other than after it was parceled out.