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Little Susie comes home from school brimming ear to ear....
Mommy asks her how her day went and what she did in school.
Susie replies, "Good! Little Johnny showed me his wee wee!"
Mommy gasps, turns 3 shades of red and swallows hard as she is trying to think how to respond when Little Susie follows up by blurting out "it reminded me of a peanut."
Mommy relaxes, exhales and says "really small, huh?"
"Tasted salty!" quips Little Susie.
Mommy passed out.
Mommy asks her how her day went and what she did in school.
Susie replies, "Good! Little Johnny showed me his wee wee!"
Mommy gasps, turns 3 shades of red and swallows hard as she is trying to think how to respond when Little Susie follows up by blurting out "it reminded me of a peanut."
Mommy relaxes, exhales and says "really small, huh?"
"Tasted salty!" quips Little Susie.
Mommy passed out.
