I bet you could level out a hippo skull and put a glass tabletop on it


Ridiculousness? More like why the hell not!And just for the sake of ridiculousness, there's always this option:
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Ostrich leg lamp is cool, if the wife wont go for that I make these out of impala hornsOh THAT is cool. Now all you need is lamps made out of Ostrich legs.
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MY wife hates them; but I tell her its my version of the Christmas Story leg lamp
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