Happy Father's Day!

[steve white]

Well, in honor of Father's Day, I will begin the Father's Day jokes....

A dung beetle walks into a bar in Zambia and asks, "Pardon me, Is this stool taken?"

 

[steve white]

God tells Jesus--It's Father's Day, what did you get me?"
Jesus winks and says, What do you get for the guy that has everything?
God winks back and says, What about Omni-presents?

 

[fourfive8]

Had best ever Father’s Day. Daughter who is home from college, took me out for dinner and gave me a handmade card. Youngest stray rugrat, soon to be 4, sent a long distance, 8000 mile smooch via messenger video.