And that's how the fight started....

Buff-Buster

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***Some woman looked at my beer belly in the bar last night and sarcastically asked, "Is that Budweiser or Pabst Blue Ribbon?"
I said, "There's a tap underneath,? taste it and you make the call." ?? That's when the fight started

***I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.She said, "If you lost a few pounds, got a shave and a hair-cut, you'd look pretty good.
"I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your better looking friends over there." ?? That's when the fight started

***I went to the pub last night, had a shot of Jack Daniels and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I walked up and said to her, "Nice legs.
"The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."
I said "Definitely, most tables would have collapsed by now. ??"That's when the fight started

***I was telling a gorgeous blonde in the pub about my ability to guess what day a Woman was born just by feeling their breasts.
"Really" she said, "Go on then... Try."
After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience. "Come on, what day was I born"?
I said, æ·»esterday??? "That's when the fight started

*** As I walked up to the bar, I slid between two girls to order a drink. After I ordered one of the girls said æ·»ou smell really nice. What do you have on? I looked at her and said çš„ have a hard on, didn't know you could smell it ?That's when the fight started
 

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Those would get you shot.:laughing:
 

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now those were good jokes....
 

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I did a little housekeeping in my shop and found some .500 Jeffery ammo that I no longer need. Superior Ammunition and Hendershots loaded them, along with AHR (American Hunting Rifles). Several Woodleigh/A-Square solids along with lead bullets in both 535g and 600g. Message me for any details.

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Hi Bob, how's things going in Wyong?. Down your way a couple of years back but haven't been in NSW since Ebor for the fishing. just getting over some nasty storms up here in Qld, seeing the sun for the first time in a few days. I'm going to NZ in the spring and hope to clean up a few buns while there and perhaps shake the spiders out of my old .303LE (currently owned by my BIL). Cheers Brian
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