Alcoholic???

[Mekaniks]

 

[Bullthrower338]

 

[Hogpatrol]

Drunk Buddies

Two Irish buddies, Paddy and Eamon, were getting very drunk at a bar celebrating St. Patrick's Day when suddenly Paddy throws up all over himself.

'Oh, no... Now my wife will kill me!'

Eamon says, 'Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill.

So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.

Eventually Paddy stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time.

'You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!'

Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Paddy says,

Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jewthink. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got sick on me...he had one too many and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor. He said he's was berry
sorry an' gave me twenties bucks for the cleaning bill!'

His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, 'But this is forty bucks...'

Oh, yeah... I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too.'

 

[BRICKBURN]

we call it driving the porcelain bus

In college I think it was referred to as: " Talking to Ralph on the big white phone"

 

[BRICKBURN]

spike asked me to post this one for him.....

 

[Royal27]

 

[Mekaniks]

 

[Velo Dog]

View attachment 149400

Had to stop thoroughly laughing before I could hit the keys accurately enough to type a response to this one.
All your posts in this thread are quite funny but, the above is possibly your best one yet.

 

[Mekaniks]

 

[Mekaniks]

 

[Mekaniks]

 

[Royal27]

@Bullthrower338 @spike.t @gizmo @TMS

 

[siml]

@Royal27 , now why you leave ole @ActionBob out??

 

[spike.t]

@Royal27 , now why you leave ole @ActionBob out??

yeah and i dont even like that stuff......

 

[siml]

@spike.t

 

[Royal27]

@Royal27 , now why you leave ole @ActionBob out??

Because Bob realizes that a cork CAN actually be put back in a bottle after opened.

 

[spike.t]

@spike.t

nope cant stand whisky or brandy...the smell/fumes alone makes me think headache!!!

 

[Bullthrower338]

Thinking of y'all, a sundowner of scotch and a cold castle in the cape!

 

[siml]

Cheers @Bullthrower338

 

[Nyati]

Here´s to you, @Bullthrower338