skydiver386
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I've decided that since Tina has been such a good girl this year, I'm buying her a new Bass Boat, and a new Rifle.
Given that she loves to hunt and fish, you'd think she would be overjoyed with such generous gifts.
See, she likes the canoe she bought a few years ago. It reminds her of her youth in New England, and fits neatly in the garage. It also works to her advantage because she sits up front catching all the fish, while I paddle in the back. I figured what she really needs is something larger, more comfortable, and has a trolling motor.
Who cares that we don't have a place to put it.
She figures we don't need any more rifles, but I disagree. She loves to go squirrel hunting in September, but she doesn't have a proper purpose built rifle for the job. Something say in a 17 caliber. Why should it matter that we have 2 gun safes and several closets full of other guns?
Change my mind.
What are you giving your gal for Christmas ?
Given that she loves to hunt and fish, you'd think she would be overjoyed with such generous gifts.
See, she likes the canoe she bought a few years ago. It reminds her of her youth in New England, and fits neatly in the garage. It also works to her advantage because she sits up front catching all the fish, while I paddle in the back. I figured what she really needs is something larger, more comfortable, and has a trolling motor.

Who cares that we don't have a place to put it.

She figures we don't need any more rifles, but I disagree. She loves to go squirrel hunting in September, but she doesn't have a proper purpose built rifle for the job. Something say in a 17 caliber. Why should it matter that we have 2 gun safes and several closets full of other guns?
Change my mind.

What are you giving your gal for Christmas ?