Things you trust more than the Biden administration

[Randy F]

A mask to protect me from the plague of the century.

 

[sestoppelman]

Some very witty and clever ones here! Not even going to try. Maybe tomorrow, its late.

 

[Jörg Krüger]

Recycled single ply toilet paper

 

[Whitebear995]

everything else

 

[Kevin Peacocke]

Pelosi as a judge

 

[Bule Jagter]

The theory that I'm invincible.

 

[Zambezi]

A prostate exam from a doctor with no arms.

 

[Kevin Peacocke]

Bottle of water with a broken seal.

 

[Bule Jagter]

Bottle of water with a broken seal.

in Vietnam

 

[CoElkHunter]

The great taste of Vegemite.

 

[Hogpatrol]

Wall Street worrying about interest rates.

 

[PARA45]

Bill Clinton giving me a good cigar.

 

[375 Ruger Fan]

It's kinda like a lost and found
In a border town
Askin' bout a diamond ring
They just look at you
Like you've lost your mind
Say they haven't seen a thing

Brooks & Dunn

 

[CAustin]

Brevity is the soul of wit.

In answer to the question:
the safety of gas station sushi.

Venomous snakes

 

[Hogpatrol]

A car dealer that says he's going to save you money.

 

[Randy F]

Venomous snakes

I was gonna say Hillary… but kinda the same thing really.

 

[Hogpatrol]

A woman who says "Don't worry. I'm on the pill".

 

[PARA45]

IRS Auditor saying "I'm from the government and I'm here to help".

 

[K-man]

Jerome doesn't have enough bandwidth for the list I could make....
The guy with the .460 Weatherby that says, "It's more of a push than a sharp recoil"...
Funny answers already, Keep them coming!

 

[CoElkHunter]

The high quality of Bundy rum.