THE SCHNAUZER...

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My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.



The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.


The vet then proceeded to tell her that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the pharmacy and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.



So she went to the pharmacy and bought some "Nair" hair remover.



At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."


She said, "I'm not using it under my arms."



The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."



She replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."



The pharmacist said, "Well, then stay off your bicycle for about a week." :tongue:
 
Or just put your feet on the handle bars and the wind will blow it off (hair)!!!!!!!!!!

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Shocking :-)
My best always
 
good one! :o
 
Spike it would work!!! At least at first!

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Ouch! Good one!
 
Spike and then.....

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My best alwasys :-)
 
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Spike and then.....

:m16:

My best alwasys :-)

and then just when its quietened down sods law means you will suddenly bump into lots of people who have schnauzer dogs, and then and then off we go again that memory of theirs........makes ele`s seem easier and safer...;)
 
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Hey Slow down I'm still trying to picture the scene on the handle bars! :eyecrazy: LOL
 
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