James.Grage
AH legend
THE GOLF BALL AND THE SAND WEDGE
> A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at
> work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides
> in the bedroom closet.
> Then the woman's husband also comes home.
> She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is
> in there already.
> The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
> The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
> Boy - 'I have a golf ball.'
> Man - 'That's nice.'
> Boy - 'Want to buy it?'
> Man - 'No, thanks.'
> Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
> Man - 'OK, how much?'
> Boy - '$250'
> A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
> the closet together.
> Boy - 'Dark in here.'
> Man - 'Yes, it is.'
> Boy - 'I have a sand wedge.'
> The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'
> Boy - '$750'
> Man - 'Sold..'
> A few days later, the boy's father says to the boy, 'Grab your sand
> wedge and golf ball, let's go outside and have some short game
> practice. The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and sand wedge dad.'
> The father says, 'What?! How much did you sell them for?'
> Boy - '$1,000.'
> The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
> that. That is far more than those two things cost.
> I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.'
> They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
> confession booth and he closes the door.
> The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
> The priest says, 'Don't start that shit with me again.
> You're in my closet now!'
> A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at
> work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides
> in the bedroom closet.
> Then the woman's husband also comes home.
> She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is
> in there already.
> The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
> The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
> Boy - 'I have a golf ball.'
> Man - 'That's nice.'
> Boy - 'Want to buy it?'
> Man - 'No, thanks.'
> Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
> Man - 'OK, how much?'
> Boy - '$250'
> A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
> the closet together.
> Boy - 'Dark in here.'
> Man - 'Yes, it is.'
> Boy - 'I have a sand wedge.'
> The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'
> Boy - '$750'
> Man - 'Sold..'
> A few days later, the boy's father says to the boy, 'Grab your sand
> wedge and golf ball, let's go outside and have some short game
> practice. The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and sand wedge dad.'
> The father says, 'What?! How much did you sell them for?'
> Boy - '$1,000.'
> The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
> that. That is far more than those two things cost.
> I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.'
> They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
> confession booth and he closes the door.
> The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
> The priest says, 'Don't start that shit with me again.
> You're in my closet now!'
