SINGLE VS ENGAGED VS MARRIED

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SINGLE VS ENGAGED VS MARRIED

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!"

The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"

The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos.
I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?
 
:clap::clap::clap:
 
Now that's rough. Hope I never get to that point..
 
The older I get the more grateful I get!!! I'm just sure I couldn't get by with that - My wife is a better shot than I am!!!!!
 
:rofl: if I tried that one you guys would be sending flowers to my Funeral.
 
:rofl: if I tried that one you guys would be sending flowers to my Funeral.

..not me and Spike and Bluey..we'll be playing dice and singing and dancing and drinking lots of Jaegermeister.. :biggrin2:
 

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