It's funny. I just went to USAJobs.com.
"Logistics" was the first word that popped into my head. I'm biased that way. It's an 8040 thing. That part I guess is difficult to explain. But I digress. The first job that popped up just looking for "Logistics" was this one:
Logistics Officers work on accomplished teams both domestically and abroad, that provide a full range of logistics and supply chain solutions in support of the Agency's global mission.
www.usajobs.gov
In the requirements section, we see:
Requirements
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Conditions of employment
- You must be physically in the United States or one of its territories when you submit your resume via MyLINK.
- You must be registered for the Selective Service, if applicable.
- You must be a U.S. citizen and at least 18 years of age (dual-national US citizens are eligible).
- You must be willing to move to the Washington, DC area.
- You must successfully complete a thorough medical and psychological exam, a polygraph interview, and a comprehensive background investigation.
- For further information, please visit: https://www.cia.gov/careers/how-we-hire/
Please note the second bullet point.
See, that was easy. I mean that was literally the first one. And I mean literally the way it's actually defined. Not how Joe Biden uses the word literally to mean "figuratively".
As far as the "Mission Accomplished" sign, I didn't say he didn't see it. I said the ship hung it to show him they accomplished their mission, which in fact they did. As someone who did those "mission" things for over 30 years of my life, well... I know that once one mission is accomplished, you get another mission to accomplish. Life is funny that way. We also used to say: "If you accomplish more than your fair share of missions, you'll have more than your fair share of missions to accomplish." But there I go digressing again.
But why let facts get in the way of a good rant, right?