Pearly Gates

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Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when two guys wearing dark hoodies, and sagging pants, arrive from Johannesberg.
>St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said, "Wait here. I'll be right back."
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>St. Peter goes over to God's chambers and tells him who is waiting for entrance. God says to Peter:
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>"How many times do I have to tell you? You can't be judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!"
>St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh. He returns to God's chambers and says, "Well, they're gone."
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>"The guys wearing hoodies?" asked God.
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>"No. The Pearly Gates."
 
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ha ha ha ah ha :cool2:
 
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