on a lighter note...

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[Nyati]

 

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[Sabattiboy]

I must be old fashioned so, I keep doing it.

My wife goes shopping alone so she can open the door herself.

 

[shootist~]

THIS IS HOW BAD INFLATION IS:

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4-ounce burger.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills are firing their nannies and learning their children's names.

A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Called to get Blue Book Value on my car. They asked if gas tank was full or empty.

And finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck or car.

 

[jpr9954]

The more you know...

 

[Newboomer]

The more you know...

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"The National Socialistic Party." Was that the original name of the democrat party??? Or is it the real name?

 

[jpr9954]

"The National Socialistic Party." Was that the original name of the democrat party??? Or is it the real name?

In German it was Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei. This translates to National Socialist German Worker's Party which was the full name.

 

[flying sailor]

In German it was Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei. This translates to National Socialist German Worker's Party which was the full name.

You do know what NSDAP is , right? National Socialist Democrat Action Party, thats what I heard anyway.

 

[flying sailor]

THIS IS HOW BAD INFLATION IS:

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4-ounce burger.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills are firing their nannies and learning their children's names.

A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Called to get Blue Book Value on my car. They asked if gas tank was full or empty.

And finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck or car.

Yep, some real gems in there for sure!

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

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[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]