on a lighter note...

[Wheels]

If Susan B Anthony has been pardoned, when will she be released from the carbonite?

 

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[Wheels]

The Babylon Bee
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San Francisco Changes Term 'Convicted Felons' To More Politically Correct 'Elected Officials'

 

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[WAB]

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Please tell me that is a photoshop!

 

[Wheels]

Please tell me that is a photoshop!

I don't know it could be. Was sent by a friend.

Looks kind of like the Winchester Mansion. (Hey, not off topic, we are talking about Winchester. )

 

[JimP]

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I stayed in that room after my hunt in South Africa and we were doing a tour. I was some kind of a hikers layover place. I have no idea of what town it was in..

 

[Hogpatrol]

HARD WORK PAYS OFF


Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner where a shoeshine is always located.

He sits on the couch, examines the Wall Street Journal, and the shoeshine gives his shoes a shiny, excellent look.

One morning the shoeshine asks the CEO, "What do you think about the situation in the stock market?"
The CEO asks in turn arrogantly: "Why are you so interested in that topic?"
"I have a million dollars in your bank," the shoeshine says, "and I'm considering investing some of the money in the capital markets."
The CEO asks him his name. "John Smith H." is the response.
The CEO arrives at the bank and asks the Manager of the Customer Department: "Do we have a client named John Smith H.?"
"We do" answers the Customer Service Manager, "he is a highly esteemed customer. He has a million dollars in his account."
The CEO rushed out to the shoeshine and says:
"Mr. Smith H., I ask you to be the guest of honor at our next board meeting and tell us the story of your life. I am sure we will have something to learn from you."

At the board meeting, the CEO introduces him, "We all know Mr. Smith H., who makes our shoes shine in the corner, but Mr. Smith H. is also our esteemed customer with a million dollars in his account. I invited him to tell us the story of his life. I am sure we can learn from him."

Mr. Smith H. began his story: "I came to this country fifty years ago as a young immigrant from Europe with an unpronounceable name. I got off the ship without a penny. The first thing I did was change my name to Smith H. I was hungry and exhausted. I started wandering around looking for a job but to no avail. Suddenly I found a coin on the sidewalk. I bought an apple. I had two options: eat the apple and satisfy my hunger or start a business. I sold the apple for two dollars and bought two apples with the money. I also sold them and continued in business. When I started accumulating dollars, I was able to buy a set of used brushes and shoe polish and started polishing shoes. I didn't spend a penny on entertainment or clothing, I just bought bread and some cheese to survive. I saved penny by penny and after a while, I bought a new set of shoe brushes and ointments in different shades and expanded my clientele. I lived like a monk and saved penny by penny. After a while I was able to buy an armchair so that my clients could sit comfortably while cleaning their shoes, and that brought me more clients. I did not spend a penny on the joys of life. I kept saving every penny. A few years ago, when the previous shoeshine on the corner decided to retire, I had already saved enough money to buy his location at this great place. Finally, three months ago, my sister, who was a whore in Chicago, passed away and left me a million dollars."

 

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