on a lighter note...

[Rob404]

 

[Hogpatrol]

 

[Hogpatrol]

 

[BRICKBURN]

 

[Hogpatrol]

 

[Shawn.54]

My cousin came home from college for Easter decided to check his trail camera this is what he found.
I’m at a loss for words you will have to add the caption.
Shawn

 

[Pheroze]

View attachment 279235 My cousin came home from college for Easter decided to check his trail camera this is what he found.
I’m at a loss for words you will have to add the caption.
Shawn

I liked it...then unliked it...it seemed wrong to like it.

 

[Pheroze]

Strange that this is one place in Europe that doesn't seem to have ever been invaded...

 

[Bullthrower338]

I liked it...then unliked it...it seemed wrong to like it.

I almost passed out laughing!

 

[Shawn.54]

View attachment 279235 My cousin came home from college for Easter decided to check his trail camera this is what he found.
I’m at a loss for words you will have to add the caption.
Shawn

It’s like a train wreck you don’t want to look but you have to.

 

[Mauritian]

Is it Gremlin season?

 

[Timbo]

View attachment 279256
Is it Gremlin season?

"FREEZE!! Or I'll shoot!!!"

 

[observe]

 

[observe]

 

[observe]

 

[observe]

 

[K-man]

View attachment 279235 My cousin came home from college for Easter decided to check his trail camera this is what he found.
I’m at a loss for words you will have to add the caption.
Shawn

It's obvious what that doe thinks of your cousin's camera.....

 

[Hogpatrol]

• The query:
  Dear Tech Support,
  Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0. I immediately noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications , which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
  In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
  Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
  Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
  What can I do?
  Signed, Desperate
  ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..……
  She received this response:
  Dear Desperate,
  First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
  Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update
  If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
  However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
  Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta version.
  Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0, as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.
  In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
  In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
  You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0.
  Good Luck,
  Tech Support Team

 

[Pheroze]

• The query:
  Dear Tech Support,
  Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0. I immediately noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications , which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
  In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
  Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
  Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
  What can I do?
  Signed, Desperate
  ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..……
  She received this response:
  Dear Desperate,
  First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
  Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update
  If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
  However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
  Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta version.
  Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0, as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.
  In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
  In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
  You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0.
  Good Luck,
  Tech Support Team

I just read that to my wife. She seemed to enjoy it a little too much!

 

[Bullthrower338]

• The query:
  Dear Tech Support,
  Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0. I immediately noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications , which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
  In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
  Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
  Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
  What can I do?
  Signed, Desperate
  ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..……
  She received this response:
  Dear Desperate,
  First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
  Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update
  If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
  However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
  Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta version.
  Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0, as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.
  In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
  In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
  You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0.
  Good Luck,
  Tech Support Team

They seem to forget that BJ 5.0 and diet 6.0 go out the window after they change models also!