on a lighter note...

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.

This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.

Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."

No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again, all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,

"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said that you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you are a wizard under the sheets."

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.
 
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"I owe the best hours of my life to opera,"says the man to his colleague. "I didn't know you were such an opera fan." -
"I'm not. But my wife."
 
Advice for an old guy:

I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in....
I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"

The trainer looked me over and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."
 
Oh reedy,
he is not missed(or maybe) and no one wants him on the world stage.
A man who needs a General to get his office in order ,what a leader.
Foxi
(duck and cover now)
 
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