on a lighter note...

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

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[Nyati]

 

[Vashper]

The boy was walking around the construction site and found a welder's mask, well, he put it on and went on. He goes out onto the road. A Mercedes stops next to him, a man looks out of it and says: "Boy, get in for a ride." The boy climbed in and they drove off.
They are driving and man asks: - Boy, have you heard anything about anal sex?
Boy: - No
Man: - boy, what about pedophilia?
Boy: - No
Man: - well, about blowjob, have you heard anything?
Boy: - Man, why are you asking me, I'm not a real welder!

 

[rookhawk]

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Gen X for the win! All the joint pain of a baby boomer, all the naivety of a millennial. I gotta go take my pills.

 

[rookhawk]

The boy was walking around the construction site and found a welder's mask, well, he put it on and went on. He goes out onto the road. A Mercedes stops next to him, a man looks out of it and says: "Boy, get in for a ride." The boy climbed in and they drove off.
They are driving and man asks: - Boy, have you heard anything about anal sex?
Boy: - No
Man: - boy, what about pedophilia?
Boy: - No
Man: - well, about blowjob, have you heard anything?
Boy: - Man, why are you asking me, I'm not a real welder!

This is a joke by Norm MacDonald. Look the joke up on google video. His delivery is nothing short of majestic. RIP Norm. Your circuitous jokes have caused incredible amounts of spit takes for an entire generation.

 

[Markis]

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Such and uncomfortable feeling.

 

[Ridge Runner]

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Can't laugh at the truth. So the Like is for that I concur with your statement.

I resisted the first week of October because of freshness. The second week things were lining up to be rather hectic, so I had to break down and bought a large mix bag of my favorite candies.

Alas, that $15.00 bag didn't last 3 days. Second large bag didn't last quite as long as the first. But in all honesty, I did have help, just not sure which of us ate the most.

It's getting really, really hard holding off buying a third and fourth 2 pound bag; knowing there are still 15 days till Halloween.

 

[Vashper]

This is a joke by Norm MacDonald. Look the joke up on google video. His delivery is nothing short of majestic. RIP Norm. Your circuitous jokes have caused incredible amounts of spit takes for an entire generation.

Wow. And I've been using the punchline from this joke for a very long time, and I only found out the joke yesterday.

 

[Creigh]

Norm MacDonald isn't funny.

 

[Ridge Runner]

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.......50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, 2000s, 2010s, and now into the mid 2020s, and haven't turned 70 yet.

I don't consider myself special in any way. I just remember what a preacher once said, "....GOD looks after Children and Fools...".

After all the Foolhardy antics I've done over the years; I'm surprised I'm still around to talk about them....Or is it I'm still around to warn others not to do the same foolish sh*t.

 

[Ridge Runner]

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Hmmm....Let's see...(?):
Numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 9, and 10 I started saying in my 30s.
Numbers 5, 11, and 12 I started saying in my 40s.
Numbers 7 and 8 probably in my late 50s, but definitely after turning 60.

 

[steve white]

Norm MacDonald isn't funny.

Not even in the movie "Dirty Business" or whatever it was called where he hired out for pranks?

 

[LivingTheDream]

Norm is hilarious, the roast of Bob Saget had me about to pee myself.

 

[sgt_zim]

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Fixed it for you.

 

[cpr0312]