on a lighter note...

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Sorry, But There ain't a book, Oohh hell, a library; Not even The encyclopedia Britannica, Wikipedia, etc., Not even women, can even agree on what a man needs to know on how to understand them.

One of nature's cruelest jokes in a man's life....(real) Men understand (real) men, ...and (real) women understand (real) women and (real)...nature for some reason neglected men the right to understand (real) women.

Nature...is always called Mother Nature....there ya go....right off the bat... there's a bias toward men.

Men:; are created to be simple: sex, eat, fart, sex, fart, sleep, sex, (that wasn't a fart, excuse me), alcohol....(excuse me)....(Aahh, it was just a fart),.. (multiple times within the past 15 minutes) scratch our ass cheeks, scratch (actually reaffirming) our groin area/ manhood is fully intact, work, hunt, fish, repeat.

Women: No Matter how hard a man tries, No Matter how many of those "women" magazines a guy reads; ...It is a Fact of Life men will never nor were ever intended to understand women. Get it "Mother Nature".

Had it been Father Nature, us men may have stood a slightly less than even chance on understanding women,...but Mother Nature:; that's a No Chance in Hell, men are Not to understand women.

Guys it's our only recourse for when the wife and /or girlfriend says to you.."...But, you don't understand....":; Of course I fully understand.. I fully understand that no matter what I do or try to do I'm totally wrong.
So, when Mother Nature has just been told she is wrong somebody is getting a tornado. If told being wrong is followed by being told to calm down it will be an EF 5 tornado. :)
 

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