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Curtis & Leroy Mule Traders

Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Herald-Citizen in Cookeville, TN and bought a mule for $100.

The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.

The next morning the farmer drove up and said,

"Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night ."

Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."

The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"

Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"

Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"

A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy
at the IGA grocery store and asked.

“What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?”

They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."

Leroy said, "Shucks, we sold 1000 tickets fer two dollars apiece
and made a profit of $1998.00

The farmer said, "My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"

Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset.

So we gave him his two dollars back."

Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.

They're overseeing the Vote Count, Bailout, Vaccine rollout & Stimulus Programs.
 

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Little RALPHY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat..'

Little RALPHY replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old..'


The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?'
Little RALPHY answered, 'No, he minded his own fuckin' business.
 

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Never win the lottery, or even a raffle for that matter, but somehow today I was the "lucky" one out of millions and billions to get my check card hacked and charged $987.67 to Saudi airlines. :Shifty:

Bank taking care of it but sometimes all you can do is shake your head and laugh it off... after daydreaming of finding and catching the creeps. :A Voodoo:

They could have at least invited me along!
 

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Little RALPHY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat..'

Little RALPHY replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old..'

The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?'
Little RALPHY answered, 'No, he minded his own fuckin' business.
It seems that little Ralphi added the words " My grandfather lived 107 years with good teeth"
 

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