on a lighter note...

[JimP]

 

[Brent in Az]

 

[huntinlabs]

 

[Fred Gunner]

 

[Rob404]

 

[Fred Gunner]

 

[Newboomer]

Hopefully it won't come to that. What we don't need is funeral pyres in the town square.

 

[observe]

 

[observe]

 

[observe]

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Jack took the money.

 

[observe]

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo cheap.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. Stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice
"I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading S.E.X. for ammo?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked,
"What kind of ammo 'ya got?"

 

[observe]

STAY INSIDE..

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10157332992480679

 

[observe]

 

[observe]

 

[observe]

...oh, shit...

 

[Timbo]

 

[Timbo]

 

[adzhoo]

 

[cpr0312]

 

[Wheels]

Yep. I’m getting stir Crazy. Or just figuring out what to do with all this toilet paper.