Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by observe, Mar 28, 2013.
Nope, not me. Didn’t have camera phones back then.
In my case I would sure hate to see what my crafting and cup making stuff would sell for! My children will probably take it to the dump, ah well, what can you expect?
A few moments before the church services started, the towns-people were sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman that sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the old man and said; “Don’t you know who I am?”
The man replied, “Yep, sure do.”
“Aren’t you afraid of me?” Satan asked.
Nope, sure ain’t.” said the man.
“Don’t you realise I can kill you with a word?” asked Satan.
“Don’t doubt it for a minute,” returned the old man, in an even tone.
“Did you know I could cause you profound, horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?” persisted Satan.
“Yep,” was the calm reply.
“And you’re still not afraid?” asked Satan.
“Nope,” said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, “Well, why aren’t you afraid of me?”
The man calmly replied, …….
“Been married to your sister for 48 years.”
I was married to his daughter!
and my EX wife had to be his daughter
Your Ex was his granddaughter by another mother. I may be old, but don't call me grandpa.
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