on a lighter note...

[Denvir Tire]

In Electronics we had a different one to remember the resistor value color code.
bad boys rape our young girls but violet gives willingly

Black:0
Brown:1
Red:2
Orange:3
Yellow:4
Green:5
Blue:6
Violet:7
Gray:8
White:9

They have probably come up with a more PC once since...

Pack my box with six dozen liquor jugs.

 

[VertigoBE]

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I’d be hiding magnets everywhere..

 

[VertigoBE]

Damn!! Is that for real?? What a great target for a good pair of needlenose pliers.

Funny you mention needle nose pliers.

As teenagers our parents made it very clear what would happen if we suddenly turned up home with a piercing or a tattoo. The former would mean a nightly visit by my father with a leatherman multitool, the latter a passage from my mother with a hot iron.

 

[flying sailor]

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We do not have DG in Ohio, so I would have to take him deep sea fishing and ask him to " chum some of this shit", and hang over the transom so you don't smear the boat, and I will go slow ahead!

 

[spike.t]

 

[Vashper]

In vain we scolded our daughter for the nose ring. On the contrary, it turned out to be very convenient to pick her up in the morning for school.

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

Turkey recipe.

 

[AustinL]

When we were freshmen in college one of my good friends was really into dirt bikes. Him and a couple of other motorcross guys went and got their nipples pierced one day. It didn’t take long for the rest of us to find out and anytime we saw him we would administer the appropriate titty twister. Nipple ring didn’t last a week.

 

[flying sailor]

We do not have DG in Ohio, so I would have to take him deep sea fishing and ask him to " chum some of this shit", and hang over the transom so you don't smear the boat, and I will go slow ahead!

Forgot to add- Nope, not going back to get a bigger boat!

 

[Red Leg]

In vain we scolded our daughter for the nose ring. On the contrary, it turned out to be very convenient to pick her up in the morning for school.

Vashper - you still aren't mobilized! I am enjoying a rather good single malt this evening and happily offer you "За здоровье!" Best wishes and good luck with nose rings and tattoos.

 

[WAB]

We do not have DG in Ohio, so I would have to take him deep sea fishing and ask him to " chum some of this shit", and hang over the transom so you don't smear the boat, and I will go slow ahead!

With all those hooks just tie a line to him and use him as bait!

 

[Flewis]

I already know of an abandoned well to put him in

No no sell him for scrap!

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[Just Gina]

 

[nztimb]

 

[Opposite Pole]

 

[R.M.C.]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]