gillettehunter
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Been around before, still makes one chuckle.
HOW TO WASH A CAT
1. PUT BOTH LIDS OF THE TOILET UP AND ADD 1/8 CUP OF PET SHAMPOO TO THE
WATER IN THE BOWL...
2. PICK UP THE CAT AND SOOTHE HIM WHILE YOU CARRY HIM TOWARDS THE
BATHROOM.
3. IN ONE SMOOTH MOVEMENT PUT THE CAT IN THE TOILET AND CLOSE THE LID. YOU
MAY NEED TO STAND ON THE LID.
4. AT THIS POINT THE CAT WILL SELF AGITATE AND MAKE AMPLE SUDS. NEVER MIND
THE NOISES THAT COME FROM THE TOILET. THE CAT IS ACTUALLY ENJOYING THIS!
5. FLUSH THE TOILET THREE OR FOUR TIMES . THIS PROVIDES A "POWER WASH" AND
"RINSE".
6. HAVE SOMEONE OPEN THE FRONT DOOR OF YOUR HOME. BE SURE THAT THERE ARE NO
PEOPLE BETWEEN THE BATHROOM AND FRONT DOOR.
7. STAND WELL BACK, BEHIND THE TOILET AS YOU CAN, AND QUICKLY LIFT THE LID.
8. THE CAT WILL ROCKET OUT OF THE TOILET, STREAK THROUGH THE BATHROOM , AND
RUN OUTSIDE WHERE HE WILL DRY HIMSELF OFF.
9. BOTH THE TOILET AND THE CAT WILL BE SPARKLING CLEAN.
YOURS SINCERELY,
THE DOG
HOW TO WASH A CAT
1. PUT BOTH LIDS OF THE TOILET UP AND ADD 1/8 CUP OF PET SHAMPOO TO THE
WATER IN THE BOWL...
2. PICK UP THE CAT AND SOOTHE HIM WHILE YOU CARRY HIM TOWARDS THE
BATHROOM.
3. IN ONE SMOOTH MOVEMENT PUT THE CAT IN THE TOILET AND CLOSE THE LID. YOU
MAY NEED TO STAND ON THE LID.
4. AT THIS POINT THE CAT WILL SELF AGITATE AND MAKE AMPLE SUDS. NEVER MIND
THE NOISES THAT COME FROM THE TOILET. THE CAT IS ACTUALLY ENJOYING THIS!
5. FLUSH THE TOILET THREE OR FOUR TIMES . THIS PROVIDES A "POWER WASH" AND
"RINSE".
6. HAVE SOMEONE OPEN THE FRONT DOOR OF YOUR HOME. BE SURE THAT THERE ARE NO
PEOPLE BETWEEN THE BATHROOM AND FRONT DOOR.
7. STAND WELL BACK, BEHIND THE TOILET AS YOU CAN, AND QUICKLY LIFT THE LID.
8. THE CAT WILL ROCKET OUT OF THE TOILET, STREAK THROUGH THE BATHROOM , AND
RUN OUTSIDE WHERE HE WILL DRY HIMSELF OFF.
9. BOTH THE TOILET AND THE CAT WILL BE SPARKLING CLEAN.
YOURS SINCERELY,
THE DOG
