Getting Attacked

[Leadwood]

Warthog

13 yrs old then.......
As my grandmother and me were leaving the farm, saw an injured warthog boar.....having problems walking......was on its front knees as if grazing.
Got out and approached to see what the problem was......luckily took the 30-06 with and was ready.
About 10 yards away the boar came for me on its knees.........I couldn't believe how fast he was moving.
I was a good shot then....headshot at very, very close range.

Bushpig

Hunting them at night in the maize-fields by listening and walking them up.
Using my S&W 460 XVR
Came too close to a sounder resting....piglets started squeeling....boar took exception to my presence and came at me through the maize....
I remember thinking that I had my digits all mixed up.....460 should have been the 416 at that moment.
Usain Bolt would not have caught me.....
[ the farmer did mention later that it looked as if a Brahman bull went through his maize..]

 

[coreydb]

I was charged twice by a mother rhino protecting her young, eight times by my first wife

 

[Ridge Runner]

I was charged twice by a mother rhino protecting her young, eight times by my first wife.

Not much one can do but dive for cover when being charged by a mother animal protecting her young.

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To stop a wife from charging just call and tell the credit card company your credit card was stolen and a lunatic may be using it indiscriminately.

Oh Yeah, should one take this advice:

1. Call your wife and claim your credit card isn't working.

2. Tell her a scammer canceled your credit card.

3. You may want to take a couple of days; unexpected business trip, etc. and call first before returning home... just to check to see if the wife has calmed down.

4. Have the wife meet you for an impromptual date night with plenty of witnesses,....just in case.