Get in the bakkie

Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by ArmyGrunt, Jul 27, 2019.

  1. ArmyGrunt

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    ArmyGrunt, Jul 27, 2019
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  2. Witold Krzyżanowski

    Witold Krzyżanowski AH ENABLER AH Legend

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    Cool video.
     
    Witold Krzyżanowski, Jul 27, 2019
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  3. K-man

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    That's funny! I wonder if the empty beer bottle had anything to do with it?
     
    K-man, Jul 27, 2019
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  4. Newboomer

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    Big Bird done got him.
     
    Newboomer, Jul 27, 2019
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  5. CAustin

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    Too much beer in the sun!
     
    CAustin, Jul 27, 2019
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  6. IvW

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    More idiots around wild animals...very stupid behavior.

    They posses huge claws that can rip you open from top to bottom with one kick....

    Had this male ostrich been breeding(indicated by bright red coloring on the front of legs) he could well have been hospitalized or killed....

    Never stand up when in this situation rather lay flat on the ground, climb a tree or GET IN THE BAKKIE.....
     
    IvW, Jul 28, 2019
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  7. Rob404

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    One to many Windhoeks can cloud ones judgement
     
    Rob404, Jul 28, 2019
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  8. justlexi

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    Never ever mess-up with an ostrich even if you are holding a bottle of beer. :ROFLMAO:
     
    justlexi, Jul 29, 2019
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  9. Mort Hill

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    Reminds me of the old redneck joke “Hey ya’ll, hold my beer and watch this!”
     
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  10. spike.t

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    Think the ostrich must have been on the jungle juice as well...if that's what it was trying to pomp......:ROFLMAO:
     
    spike.t, Jul 29, 2019
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