Favourite quotes - Here's mine, Quite a long list. What's yours?

[Papa72]

“ Ain’t what the little monkey wants that makes him shit, it’s what he eats”

Dad, when told I wanted a new bike

 

[HankBuck]

“ Ain’t what the little monkey wants that makes him shit, it’s what he eats”

Dad, when told I wanted a new bike

Lost on me??…but sure my Dad had some sayings that I didn’t understand either…he still made his point

 

[WebleyGreene455]

"I may not be as young as I once was... but I'm older!" -- Hondo Ohnaka

 

[Rez Exelon]

"The world is not out to get you. The world is just out for itself."

 

[peacemaker]

"Keep your face always toward the sunshine, and shadows will fall behind you."

 

[Vashper]

I recently met a guy who was once my subordinate. And he remembered my favorite remark (I forgot it myself): A hasty hare always has a dirty ass

 

[Vashper]

A sign I have hanging in my office:

"The more I get to know some people, the more I like dogs."

They write that the authorship belongs to a certain Madame de Sevigne (hell knows who it is), and then it was quoted by Heinrich Heine, who was read and quoted by Hitler. Nevertheless, the remark is correct. A dog is a highly moral being.

 

[Travis2282]

Trust but verify.

 

[AimSmall]

 

[Hogpatrol]

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
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― Albert Einstein

 

[wolfhunter]

If it aint something its something else.

 

[Rez Exelon]

"Keep in mind that a man's just as good as his word.
and it takes twice as long to build bridges you've burned"

 

[Excessexpress]

“One doesn’t often meet a violent man who has learned that violence is the last refuge of the incompetent”

“It is a fool who thinks a violent man who has embraced peace has forgotten how to be violent”

“Those who hammer there swords to plow shears will plow for those who don’t”

When a mosquito lands on your testicles, you learn that problems can be solved without violence…