At least we can blame the chimps....

[spike.t]

Chimps 'lager a day' in ripe fruit fuels drunken monkey theory

Scientists say chimps consume the equivalent of a bottle of lager a day from dining on ripe fruit.

www.bbc.com

 

[DieJager]

We can learn from them.

 

[spike.t]

We can learn from them.

....possibly the odd amateur on here....

 

[Ridge Runner]

Chimps 'lager a day' in ripe fruit fuels drunken monkey theory

Scientists say chimps consume the equivalent of a bottle of lager a day from dining on ripe fruit.

www.bbc.com

Drunk off only the equivalent of one lager a day. These chimps are light weights. We need to do our part as conservationists by inviting them to our various SCI, DSC, etc, etc, conventions and AH get togethers to increase their tolerance of alcohol and educate them on the pearls of climbing trees, swinging on vines chimps friends don’t let chimp friends swing on vines and climb high trees when over inebriated, and how to use a camera to capture those "Kodak moments" for posterity of their friends doing stupid, embarrassing shit, then post the videos and photos on AH.