Alcoholic???

[steve white]

My late uncle was fond of a Winston Churchill story. I have never confirmed the story.

Winston Churchill and an unknown "lady" are talking.

"Winston, you're drunk" said the lady.

"Yes, but you're ugly and I'll be sober in the morning," said Winston

I believe it was Lady Asquith, his rival in Parliament

 

[steve white]

She also said, "If I were married to you, a would put poison in your tea." To which Churchill replied,
"And if I were married to you, I should drink it!"

 

[Mekaniks]

 

[Mekaniks]

 

[Mekaniks]

 

[steve white]

My wife is addicted to Diet Coke....calls it her "alkyhol"

 

[Dublinpiper90]

 

[Mekaniks]

Happy New Year!

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

Happy New Year!

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@Mekaniks
I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem.
Bob

 

[gbflyer]

Probably.

 

[Mekaniks]

 

[atrious]

 

[Rumrunner]

 

[Rumrunner]

Just found this thread. It’s great.

 

[Rumrunner]

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

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@Rum Runner
Nothing!!!
Bob

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

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@Rum Runner
You are silly. Running involves exercise and expends energy that is best used for other more enjoyable activity like hunting and sex.

Next time just shoot his tires out and casually walk up to the truck and order your drink. Added bonus is you can have a few drinks while he changes the flats and he won't drive past you again.
Start thinking outside the box and save your energy.
A good arm strengthening exercise is bi- lateral bicep curls. Have your first drunk right handed and your 2nd left handed there by strengthening both arms whilst enjoy said exercise without expending much energy.
See I'm a thinking man.
Bob

 

[Rumrunner]

@Rum Runner
You are silly. Running involves exercise and expends energy that is best used for other more enjoyable activity like hunting and sex.

Next time just shoot his tires out and casually walk up to the truck and order your drink. Added bonus is you can have a few drinks while he changes the flats and he won't drive past you again.
Start thinking outside the box and save your energy.
A good arm strengthening exercise is bi- lateral bicep curls. Have your first drunk right handed and your 2nd left handed there by strengthening both arms whilst enjoy said exercise without expending much energy.
See I'm a thinking man.
Bob

We are in the presence of drinking greatness. I bow to the wisdom of Obi Wan and will learn for the future.

 

[steve white]

@Rum Runner
You are silly. Running involves exercise and expends energy that is best used for other more enjoyable activity like hunting and sex.

Next time just shoot his tires out and casually walk up to the truck and order your drink. Added bonus is you can have a few drinks while he changes the flats and he won't drive past you again.
Start thinking outside the box and save your energy.
A good arm strengthening exercise is bi- lateral bicep curls. Have your first drunk right handed and your 2nd left handed there by strengthening both arms whilst enjoy said exercise without expending much energy.
See I'm a thinking man.
Bob

you're also a MESS, but practically a national treasure.

 

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