Retirement planning......

observe said:

If you had purchased R1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth R49.00.
With Enron, you would have had R16.50 left of the original R1,000.00
With WorldCom, you would have had less than R5.00 left.
If you had purchased R1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have R49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased R1,000.00 worth of wine one year ago, drunk all the wine,
then turned in the bottles for the recycling REFUND,
you would have had R214.00!

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

Forward this phenomenal information to people you care about ...

Regards from your financial adviser
:banghead:

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Macs B said:

It's good to know that even after all these years since university, my initial retirement plan is proven valid and still working.

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observe said:

If you had purchased R1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth R49.00.
With Enron, you would have had R16.50 left of the original R1,000.00
With WorldCom, you would have had less than R5.00 left.
If you had purchased R1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have R49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased R1,000.00 worth of wine one year ago, drunk all the wine,
then turned in the bottles for the recycling REFUND,
you would have had R214.00!

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

Forward this phenomenal information to people you care about ...

Regards from your financial adviser
:banghead:

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DOCMAN said:

I have, without ANY knowledge of chemistry whatsoever, dicovered that I can re-cycle Captain Morgan's dark rum into pee..!!

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DOCMAN said:

I have, without ANY knowledge of chemistry whatsoever, dicovered that I can re-cycle Captain Morgan's dark rum into pee..!!

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timbear said:

(it also makes an unequivocal statement about the homeowner...)

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BRICKBURN said:

Klippies and Coke here we come!

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