THE PARKING TICKET...

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Working people frequently ask retired people what
they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, my wife and I
went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,
how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an asshole . He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So the wife called him a shit-head. He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. The schmuck..!

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age. :biggrin2:
 

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Man, I am looking forward to retirement! :clapping:
 

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:laughing::laughing::laughing::clap:
 

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Well, retirement is the time in life when everything goes - your eyesight goes, your hearing goes, your libido goes, your memory goes...
 

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