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A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the
taxi.

Cabbie says : "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank ."

Passenger : "Who ? "

Cabbie : " Frank Feldman .. He's a guy who did everything right all the time.
Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank
Feldman every single time."

Passenger : "Com'on... there are always a few clouds over everybody's head."

Cabbie : "Not Frank Feldman's . He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the
Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera
baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the
piano. He was an amazing guy.

Passenger : "Sounds like he was something really special."

Cabbie : "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered
everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which
fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and
the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman , could do everything right."

Passenger : "Wow..., must be some guy then !! "

Cabbie : "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic
jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank ..., he never
made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good.
He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing
was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man ! He
never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman ."

Passenger : "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him ? "

Cabbie : "Well..., I never actually met Frank . He died and I married his f
-----
n' widow !!! "
 
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Great story.

No matter how many time you have read it..
 
Absolutely great!!!!
 
ha ha ha l was laughing so hard I sneezed and farted at the same time ......
 

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