Divorced, beheaded, die, divorced, beheaded, survived. But think of all the mother-in-laws. The horror...
Ha! Ha! Ha! Well, she's got to go somewhere FAR AWAY from North America. Mexico and Canada are too close. I know, maybe Australia? Townsend @Bob Nelson 35Whelen could be her intermediary between the US Consulate and the Australian state, province, territory(?) officials of New South Wales?....fk me....now you have crossed the international boundary......you have gone from the barred list..to the hit list.....
Well, I'm on my third MILLER LITE beer, so my history is a little fuzzy right now. LOL
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...so just thought I would throw that in the pot 
Ha! Ha! When I left for Californicate for a funeral last Wednesday, I knew I had three or four beers left in our fridge. When I got home at 1100 this morning, I found three Millers and one of my wife's Blue Moons. I've been up since 0230 this morning to catch a 0555 flight to Denver. Since about 1300, I've partakened(?) in the beer and have now drank them all. I know, four beers in four plus hours makes me a lightweight, but actually I am. LOL It's now 1730 and nothing left for adult beverages in the house except a bottle of Fireball cinnamon whiskey which I'm reluctant to drink. I'll have to replenish my beer supply tomorrow. LOLDoesn’t that get you excommunicated from the state of Colorado?
I thought if you live in Colorado you were required by law to either drink some hoity little known craft beer… or when acting like a neck bearded beatnik you were allowed coors?
Ha! I haven't been to a game at Coors Field since the Rockies were actually a MLB team. They lost 103 games this past season after having NEVER lost 100 games since their MLB inception in '95. They're a real joke.
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This ought to be interesting....
