on a lighter note...

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[Newboomer]

Was that
Cut off
Or

Cut up ??
Just asking on behalf of Bob

I think she bobbed it quite well.

 

[cpr0312]

 

[sgt_zim]

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I can confirm.

My mother, both sisters, my daughter, and 2 of my nieces are all in Louisiana.

 

[BRICKBURN]

 

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After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.
He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.
Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg.
He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?'
To which he responded: “I found the remote.”

 

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[Pheroze]

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You lurk in the background, waiting to drop the ultimate dad joke

 

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[JimP]

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We had a couple of gentlemen go into a old mine to steel copper wire.

The power company found them still holding the cable cutters.

A couple years later the same thing happened at a old power substation.

 

[375er]

We had a couple of gentlemen go into a old mine to steel copper wire.

The power company found them still holding the cable cutters.

A couple years later the same thing happened at a old power substation.

About 10 years ago some guys got into an underground tunnel to steal wire. Cut into a high voltage cable. One guy was reduced to ash and only left his boots. The other guy had severe burns. Knocked out power to a large hospital for hours.

 

[Just Gina]