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BBQ RULES:
It is important to adhere to the proper etiquette for this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events is put into motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three-meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off” and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
It is important to adhere to the proper etiquette for this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events is put into motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three-meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off” and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
Check. (I'll elaborate on the one issue at a later time just to educate/Drilling it into to other hard-headed men's heads so that they may avoid the issue altogether in their life! I'll be 100% by Sept.) I ask for non-addictive pain meds and what do they give me? Oxycodone. LOL. I apologize in advance for any posts I may make this week (like a few in the Past). KIDDING. I'm advised those days are OVER now and greatly look forward to completing my Big 5 and introducing my (<1 y/o) Grandson to our passion in Life ('Living in CO, he's already got a leg up on most.) IF you can guess the calibers, this fine firearm will be shipped FOC to your address. 
