MOZAMBIQUE: Has Anyone Hunted With Theron African Safaris?

[Jim Rea]

Has anyone here any info on Theron African Safaris? I have a friend who is thinking of a Leopard hunt in Mozambique with them. He is waiting on references, but any info would be greatly appreciated.

 

[Wheels]

Didn't realize Theron was an outfitter as well.

Learn something new every day.

 

[thriller]

If she's the outfitter I'm booking a trip today!!

 

[flatwater bill]

10 days in a ground blind with her as PH......................hmm.................................Gives some new meaning to the regulation "Hunters must preserve evidence of sex...................."..............FWB

 

[Bobpuckett]

Pinch your self your dreaming.

Theron African Safaris that I know of is based out of South Africa but do have hunts in other areas, Hope your not planning an Elephant hunt as the other areas are Zim, Taz and Bots so if your american you enjy the hunt but no Ivory comes home.

 

[kathy]

I wonder what my wife would say when she saw the pitchers of my P H I spent 10 hours a day with. Forrest

 

[dory]

I just booked her for the next two seasons solid .
They should be free after that as ill probably have crocked by then !

 

[Jim Rea]

She's hotter than a two dollar pistol...............

 

[dory]

I wonder what my wife would say when she saw the pitchers of my P H I spent 10 hours a day with. Forrest

only 10 hours ?

 

[flatwater bill]

Ok, Ok, 4 minutes...............................FWB

 

[drew416]

Doesn't matter how hot she may look- I'll bet there is some bloke out there that is sick of putting up with her shit!

Yes a trophy is something to behold. But a trophy wife/gf as compared to a wall/ pedestal mount, rug or even full mount only costs one initial outlay as compared to ongoing outlay. It will never age from the day of taxidermy, and will never talk back!

And should have been a more thrilling experience obtaining!


Admittedly, your trophy animal won't do the Washing, Ironing, Food or Entertainment for you even though it's easy on the eye, but what sort of trophy W.I.F.E. will, these days?

If you are very lucky enough to have one- you can PM me her single sister's details!!!

 

[petrusg]

If she's the outfitter I'm booking a trip today!!

+1

 

[johnnyblues]

Who cares about hunting at that point!