How I lost my teeth ...

[death-from-above]

I was in the Mint Bar last night, while standing at the bar waiting for a Tito's and Red Bull, a butt fugly big ol' heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass.
She said , "Hey sexy, how bout giving me your number."
I looked at her and asked , "Have you got a pen ?"
She replied, "I sure do."
I said, "You better get back in it before the rancher notices you're missing."

My dental surgery is Monday ...

 

[bluey]

ha ha ha ,ya ask for that , d.f.,a
fugly big ole hieffers need loving too ,mate .

 

[Nyati]

You asked for it, should never cross a lady :laughing:

 

[AkMike]

ha ha ha ,ya ask for that , d.f.,a
fugly big ole hieffers need loving too ,mate .

That's why we let you tag along! :barmy:

That and yer always good for a few rounds!