bear hunting

ArmyGrunt

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Bill, the bear hunter, is in the woods, sleeping in his tent. Suddenly, his tent is ripped open by a bear. Before he can react, the bear drags him out of his sleeping bag and sodomizes him. When the bear is done, Bill loads up his backpack and leaves the forest immediately.
The next year, Bill returns to the woods. He has had all year to think about it, and he is going to kill that bear. He tries not to fall asleep, but eventualy nods off. As soon as his eyes close, the bear is on him. The bear shreads Bills pants and sodomizes him again. Bill is devastated, and hikes out of the woods again.
Another year passes, and Bill is determined to kill that bear. After 5 days of hunting with no sleep, he falls asleep sitting under a tree. The bear is on him in an instant. The bear has him pinned face down, and whispers in Bills ear......"you're not really here for the hunt, are you
 

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Most of my hunts are solo — just me, my rifle, and a good map. Sometimes I tag along with an old buddy for a week in Zimbabwe or South Africa, but more often than not, it’s just me.
Big fan of classic hunting — bolt-action rifles, old-school tracking, and taking the time to really be in the moment.
Just did a podcast, check it out if interested!

 
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