SwampTrooper
AH veteran
A Ten Day Plains Game Hunt for the First Timer.
PART 1
Introduction:
During this trip I attempted to keep an abbreviated journal so that when I return home, I can properly sit down, reflect, and offer a hunting report to you, the wider hunting community. I had hoped that I would be able to write with the safari fresh in mind, but literally the day after I arrived home, my wife started labor and our first baby was born shortly after about a month earlier than expected. Fatherhood has since eaten up a lot of my free time in the last couple months as my life is broken down into three hour subsections between feeding the baby and the little sleep she affords us. I have attempted to steal a little time away from the sandman to write to you and I apologize if it is a little self indulgent. However, I will try to write in a way that really brings you along with me. I know the kind hearted of you will forgive me if it is ever dry and I believe a lot of what I say will be a common experience for everyone. But for old times sake, it may be fun to see it again from the eyes of the first timer, and one who very likely is younger than the typical Africa hunter today, apart from all the children either enthusiastically or otherwise brought along with dad. I am 33 and in this case, I was very much the one bringing dad along with me instead of the other way around.
My descent into Africa hunting madness, albeit in its early stages but very likely terminal, came from a general interest in outdoor sporting life. Hemingway was a patron saint in our home. Saltwater fishing and shooting quail with a well loved side by side was our religion. Then at the advent of YouTube, Ron Spomer popped up with his first videos in the Caprivi strip and the Zambezi Delta, pulling viewers through their phone screens to this world. Ron had a kind, accessible, and an “aw-schucks” attitude toward Africa that made it seem inviting, affordable and even practical. Then came the required reading list of the Green Hills of Africa, Horn of the Hunter, and Death in the Long Grass. The combined cultural influence of my youth almost made going to Africa inevitable. Lastly was the economics of it all. Dad was talking about an elk hunt out west and I floated that for the same price we could go to Africa and take four animals in the same amount of time. His interest was piqued. For Christmas I got him a copy of Horn of the Hunter as well, and he was fully converted. We found three others to come along including one observer coming just on the good faith that we typically find fun adventures, and off we went.
I found Cruiser Safaris back in college about a decade ago. At the time, Cruiser was one of the most transparent in pricing. Other outfitters pumped up pricing by the inch, or mysteriously withheld pricing until the negotiation game could be played. It seemed if you happened to get lucky with a decent animal, your safari could go up in price by 30%. While this makes sense to some degree (their own market pressures fluctuate based demand, changing access to concessions and the quality of animals year to year) for the young man in college who is trying to determine whether a plains game safari is at all feasible, I needed more than that. No outfitter would talk to a 22 year old to play hypothetical pricing games ten years out, and I would not want to put them into that position anyway. There are more serious clients to attend to. However, I wanted to go while I was still young. All the old black and white photos of the men that stirred my imagination were relatively young. They looked like me (though maybe skinnier). In going to Africa while still young, I felt that I could be a part of them in some way, where the experience could inform the rest of my life. While my child grows up, a photo of a younger and better looking me would show that I had adventure not at the end, but the beginning. I’m sorry if this sounds insulting, and its probably naïve or arrogant but I found that Africa hunting now is mostly the retired set. It’s an older man’s game. This makes sense. They have the time and the money to do it and they give up less by doing it. I was spending money that would otherwise compound with interest. I was taking time off work that could be used to get further ahead. I feel like often you’ll see don’t wait, go on safari and I agree with this. However, its clearly not the same cost for people in different phases of life. In this way too, I felt that going to Africa meant more. It was a higher price to pay in my life, and as such it mattered more.
The Package:
I called Pieter Lamprecht, the owner of Cruiser Safaris, at 3 in the afternoon mid July from the 16th tee box of the North Course of MacDill Air Force Base about 14 months prior to my departure. I told him that it was time. I had known of him for a decade and had finally the money to make the trip happen. We planned a three animal package to include Kudu, Gemsbok, and Impala over seven days with a three-day Free State add on property of a colleague of Pieter. There I had planned to go for Springbok which had strangely attracted me since high school. I bought half-skull mount of a springbok cull off eBay at 16 and threw them up in my room over an African mask. Mom never said anything but I doubt she liked it. Pieter agreed to the terms and seemed impressed that I had known his outfit for so long. In truth, I waffled on going with Cruiser. I did a lot of research and came close to some others but always came back to Cruiser for their turn key operation. I then coordinated with his wife Lizelle, who ironed out the details. We would go with Africa Sky to get us through with our rifles and take us to their overnight house and in the morning, Cruiser would pick us up. Time ticked on by and eventually, my wife screamed from the bathroom and came out with the pregnancy test. It was positive and we had been trying in earnest for not too long. It was the greatest news of my life, but the due date was projected to be bang on when I would be in Limpopo. I texted Lizelle to please look at the schedule and see if we could move the trip up. My wife even kindly suggest that I just go anyway. That was a test that I passed luckily, and Lizelle moved us up without any issue. Delta on the other hand demanded an additional $1200 to move our flights. Everyone in our party paid this price without complaint. Only one, a father of three, joked that this is a perfect example of how babies are expensive.
We Depart:
Flying Delta from our home town was relatively painless. They followed a checklist for bringing rifles though seemed to lean on us to understand the rules. They asked us if we had a permit, to which we said we did (meaning both the 4457 and SAPs form to be received on arrival) and they did not even check. We opened our guns to slip in the unloaded tag, they checked our ammunition box and allowed it to be checked in our separate checked bag. Another friend flying out of another location experienced the check-in differently. They insisted he pack the ammunition inside his rifle case and refused to believe him that that was against South African protocol. Eventually, they relented wherein he just threw in his ammunition as loose boxes into his secondary checked bag. How he made it through, I do not know how, but he did. In our check-in, they took our rifles to be x-rayed for ammunition, and then kept the cases. A TSA officer emerged from an nondescript door and gave us the thumbs up and from there we were off. I was terribly worried we would miss the “Safari Express” DL 200 from Atlanta to O.R. Tambo. Our connection was an hour and a half in Atlanta and daily afternoon thunderstorms could blow the trip out of the water. Sure enough, our flight out to Atlanta was delayed forty minutes. We picked up time in the air and boarded at breakneck speed. By the time we reached Atlanta, we were only ten minutes late and I was greatly relieved. We flew through the connection and we made it to the gate. My God, you sure can tell who was flying out for a Safari. I suspect people in their excitement dress for the flight as if it is day one of tracking Cape Buffalo. It was really comical and I thought to myself that I was glad I was wearing plain clothes. I would have felt self conscious dressed as Van Pelt in line for boarding. But who can blame them. Everyone was so excited and so happy to just be there, including me.
Upon sitting in steerage at the back of the Safari Express, my Delta application informed me that my rifle had not made it onto the plane. This greatly distressed me because this could either delay the start of our hunt or my rifle would be sent to the Bermuda Triangle never to be seen again. I had built a 30-06 pushfeed Winchester from the 1970s specifically for the trip, restocking the rifle, glass bedding it and installing express sights and a barrel band. It was my romantic impression of safari hunting physically manifested in this rifle, a homage in form factor to the Rigbys, Hollands, Mausers, and Westley and Richards I would never be able afford. I considered it what Larry Potterfield would call the nearly perfect plains game rifle. I spent months finding a load that patterned well and practiced with it until I could shoot reliably just under an inch at 100 yards. It was the Winchester Expedition Long range 190 grain loaded with a Nosler Accubond, surely good enough for any plains game on our list. The gun was something to be proud of safari or not. However, I also learned from Larry Potterfield and from this forum that sometimes luggage for some reason or another doesn’t show up. This is Africa and things don’t always go as planned. I remained stoic and resigned myself to let the chips will fall as they may but kept hope that this was a scanning glitch by Delta. I promised myself that no matter what, I would not lower myself to whining. I would find out in about seventeen hours no matter what. The flight is both miserable and somehow also tolerable as you all know. You sit in a sort of fugue state and time goes by simultaneously slow and fast. You disassociate in the dark, watch a couple movies, and try to sleep. Eventually we cracked the window and I peered out onto the dark continent for the first time. The sun rose and Namibia unfurled below us. I saw the open desert rippling on forever. “That’s it!”, I told my father. “That’s the Kalahari!” He shrugged disinterestedly and rolled over. Eventually, we landed and deplaned.
I had paid Africa Sky for a VIP pickup for about fifty dollars a head. This turned out to be fifty dollars extremely well spent. We were collected immediately off the gangway, whizzed through passport control and brought to the carousel. Delta marked all our luggage as not to be placed on the carousel because it contained ammunition. From prior research, we believed this to be a mistake for South Africa but weren’t in the fighting mood. Our handler said it was very likely that it would come out anyway, but the rifles would be brought to the SAPS office. At this time I still didn’t know if my rifle had made it. Dad had airtags smartly placed in both his rifle and clothes bag and it showed that both were in the airport. My primary luggage with clothes and ammunition came out but Dad’s did not. We waited about forty minutes for the last of the luggage to be put out due to a loading blockage. Then our handler asked an attendant who said that was all the luggage there was. My father showed that his AirTag was about a hundred meters away. The handler looked at the phone and then walked through a restricted door. He re-emerged and took Dad into the bowels of the airport and sure enough they found the bag tucked into a dark corner of a loading car. If we didn’t have this service, it was obvious this bag would be lost forever as the primary staff seemed not too motivated in going the extra mile here. We made our way to the SAPS office and there was a bit of a line. We now were last due to the baggage delay. Gilbert from Africa Sky introduced himself, collected our passports and went into the office. My heart sang as I saw my rifle case emerge from behind the desk. Looks like we had a hunt after all. I also admired the trophy heads inside the office. It really put you into the hunting mood and made me feel that this was a country that did not view our presence as an annoyance. Other passengers, mostly white Americans or Europeans walking past the SAPS office gave us the side-eye, clearly imagining us going out to blast the last Rhino on earth. The officer in charge examined the numbers on the forms and on the rifles and the guns were released to us. All in all it took a couple minutes once it was our turn. The horror stories I’ve seen before were quashed by Africa Sky and rifle permits. We said good bye to our VIP handler, we tipped him and gave him some rice crispies my wife made for the trip, which he enjoyed immediately in the airport waiting area. Then Gilbert brought us and another group to a white van to transport to the Africa Sky lodge.
By now it was dark and this was our first view of Johannesburg. Not much could be seen but we could detect the distinct smell of burning tires wafting into the van. It wasn’t a pleasant smell and it created an alien atmosphere. One of the others joining us in the drive was attempting to hunt Cape buffalo with a revolver in a gargantuan caliber, I cannot remember which. He was incredibly interesting, and very kind. I have no doubt he is a member here. We explained our entry level trip to which he gave a knowing smile and simply said “you’re going to really enjoy yourselves.” In about twenty minutes we passed through the high gates of the compound, stepped out into the lobby which was also an amazing gift shop. Every item referenced the promise of an amazing safari ahead. My crew embarrassingly, but not enough to stop, made short work of the free port served at check-in. We probably had three a piece, but after a long trip we were ravenous for diversion. Our guns were taken away to a safe and we were directed to the dining room.
It was already nearly ten in the evening at this point and we were clearly the last to be seated for dinner. All the other parties eyed us almost suspiciously, I’m not too sure why. Did we not look the part? Where we too loud or in too good of a mood? I promise we were not drunk. Some people are just quiet a strange, I thought to myself. No harm there. Dinner was a choice between steak, fish and schitzel. Everyone unanimously ordered the schnitzel with some wine and a Castle or two. Overall it was a delicious dinner and we ate with good appetite. We immediately returned to our rooms and attempted to sleep. This was a struggle due to the jet lag. I woke up somewhere around 3:30 in the morning and scrolled on my phone until sunrise. At the crack of dawn, I went for a stroll around the grounds and really appreciated the beauty of the spot, listening to the birds chirp and watching the palms sway as the blue of the morning dissipated into a radiant sunshine. It really is an oasis and their handling of our arrival, our rifle permits, and our transfer was smooth as can be. I was extremely impressed. Overall the grounds of Africa Sky are beautiful. They strike a beautiful balance between a modern resort and an “out of Africa” style home. I sent a photo to a British buddy of mine and responded that he expected Sir Ruff Diamond to walk on by at any moment.
Breakfast was also lovely, but best of all they had Bovril, that delightful gelatinous meat tar that I learned to love during my days living in Scotland. No one else liked it but me but this British colonial hold-over found here in South Africa delighted me. The staff informed us that Cruiser would pick us up at 8:30 but in fact he came earlier. A young man appeared in the lobby, scrolling and texting on his phone (presumably coordinating with the outfitter to let them know he had made it.) He wore wildebees short shorts thick as rhino skin, a khaki expeditionary shirt, a ball cap, and a Glock on his hip. He sported a scrubby short beard newly filled in. He cut a figure straight out of the bush war. He appeared preoccupied and quickly shook our hands. I later learned how he had just turned and burned with the previous clients, did some shopping in town and rushed to collect us, all in all still arriving early. I paid Africa Sky at the counter and our guns appeared. They were loaded into a small trailer behind the van. We boarded and off we went.
The total journey from Africa Sky to Cruiser was about four hours in a North-Westerly direction. We passed Pretoria, the outskirts of Centurion, then forked off toward the West progressively gaining in altitude. Limpopo seems flat but in reality it undulates like a great plateau pockmarked with ancient worn down mountains. We passed some small towns dotted with surrounding shanties. Quickly things began to seem remote. The observer among us asked to stop to buy tooth paste. This became a running joke because we had to stop three times in total until he found it, each time another 45 minutes further along. We remarked often how the land reminded us at times of scrubby California or Texas dotted with acacia trees instead whatever similar tree they have over there. This being the deep winter, things mostly were golden in color. In the drive, we really got to know Nathan, our PH. He was to guide dad and me, and had been a professional PH for a year or two and with Cruiser for about 7 months full time. He said he enjoyed his work and preferred it to previous outfitters where clients were less than desirable. “I used to have clients from the Middle East and they would call every single animal a gazelle. They would shoot the animals center of mass and would just ignore me on whether the animal was in their package or not or where to shoot them. They said if they miss left it’s a hit and if they miss right it’s a hit. Each time they would shoot, they would then sit down and expect me to track their animal and finish it. They would then cut its throat when I would drag it over to the truck. It wasn’t hunting to me. They just wanted exotic meat to take home and say they went to Africa but they weren’t hunters. They weren’t nice to either me or the animals.” As we entered the bushveld, suddenly there were no more views, just high fences to left and right covering up impenetrable walls of scrub. The sides of roads began to show some humorous signs. “Patrolled No Poaching Area” one said which seemed to infer that the other areas WERE either poaching areas or unpatrolled area, but not here. Another was a Kudu crossing sign which showed the spiraled horned antelope jumping into the road. Looking at those high fences, the sign seemed kind of silly, but I was just ignorant to the fact that Kudu do not care if a high fence exists or not. We would come to see clear evidence of this disrespect that animals exhibit to the loathed high fence. Impala delicately crawl through dugouts made by warthogs. Leopards cross without any trace or trouble, and even giraffes simply step over them, gently tumbling to the other side. As an aside, one day a truck on the other side of a fence drove up to let us know that one of their giraffes had crossed over. They had no intention of getting him back, they were just letting us know and were simply expecting it to return in a day or two, or maybe never. Just keep an eye out for him. Our PH later showed us a YouTube video of three Kudu bulls jumping from a dead stop at the base of high fence and carried it with ease. They were good shooter bulls too, likely 600 lbs a piece. He explained that if you keep bumping Kudu and eventually reach a fence line, they’ll just slip away on the other side, maybe to never return. “We don’t hunt along fences typically, there’s a lot of space to hunt where the roads and game trails make sight lines that open up to difference areas. While the fences generally contain the game (some species more than others), the fences are mostly to keep people out”, Nathan said. “The animals always find ways, and honestly, bad people too.”
We approached the Cruiser Safari camp after about forty minutes down a dirt road. An old steam powered tractor marked the turn off. We saw some breeding pens to our left that were smaller enclosures a few acres in size with tall golden grass and herds of black shapeless masses. My God, there were Sable and some of the largest I have ever seen. It was actually the largest anyone had ever seen. Pieter Lamprecht was in possession of the largest Sable bull in the world and not only that. Something along the lines of the three of the top five. Sable breeding was his master opus, his true craft. The land and hunting was only part of re-wilding his family’s cattle territory. I say territory because land seems to be too de minimus an expression. We then pulled into the general parking area for the trucks which was a splendid read streak of that iron-rich African dust wrapping up to a parking bay with a wooden canopy and a brick wall hiding grass thatched structure just beyond. Two members of staff, one other PH and a young lady waited with juice on a little plate. I had seen this before online, the sort of ritual of welcoming guests to camp. We hopped out, took a refreshing swig and looked around. Only the young lady spoke english particularly well. The other PH, a burly fellow with a pronounced limp named Fiya, spoke mostly Afrikaans and enough English to be commercially proficient in the business. He was in bad need of a knee replacement, and I winced to think of his pain while on the hunt all day every day as his profession.
We toured the camp which is delightfully pleasant. All structures are brick and mortar with straw thatching creating a classical expeditionary appeal. The main room has a bar and seating area to the right, a pool table in the middle and the dinning table to the left. It is an open air room with the back wall missing, instead opening up to a pool and a jacuzzi area, with some reclined seating, and a pathway leading to the camp kitchen and laundry. The main hall is almost overwhelming with the amount of trophies. We were not used to seeing so many mounted heads and their size was incredible. They take up almost every square inch of real estate on the walls. These were the combined 30 years of hunting from Pieter and his family to include the largest Kudu ever seen, Eland, two problem leopards, a Gemsbok, and a massive Elk taken by bow while on a trip to the US. By this point it was early afternoon. Pieter was not in camp, but his son Christian played host and answered our inane questions. The staff encouraged us not to fall asleep but instead to stay up until a reasonable time.
Nathan and another professional hunter in camp named Renys marshaled us to a small thatch hut overlooking a stream. A long dirt patch ran the length from the stream to a small mound where a wooden target block was mounted. I can with certainty that this was the most nervous moment of the entire hunt. We produced our rifles and one by one took our place to see if our zeroes had held. I shot two rounds creating a rather poor two inch group but rightly two inches high at the 100 yard target. A week before at my own range, I shot a .75 inch group. I had truly felt so much pressure to impress my PH that I was not able to relax. I questioned whether my scope had loosed. “Better not mess with it”, my dad said. We agreed this wasn’t the place to make sudden changes. Dad shot similarly poorly, not in grouping but in shot placement, low to the left. I asked Nathan if he was happy with our shooting and he answered yes without showing any emotion. “It’ll be fine. I’ve had clients show up with their scope in a box with a rifle they’ve never shot before.” That gave us comfort. In front of game, I’ve never really noticed shooting mechanics anyway. The shot sort of just happens, and I hoped muscle memory would prevail over whatever this demonstration of pride turned out to be. On the flip side, the PHs loved my rifle. Christian, the owner’s son spent quite some time handling it. This helped soothe my wounded pride. At least I was the prettiest girl at the dance.
Nathan our PH disappeared, and we were left to relax and sit around the camp. The young woman who served us juice brought out some snacks of biltong, chips, and friend Vienna sausages. Those Vienna sausages were incredibly addictive and quickly disappeared. While sitting in camp, a group of Nyala females walked by and later, a large bull. They tentatively walked past, warily looking at us. They were not tame but clearly not pressured. Christian told us that this was a breeding group. Eventually dinner was served, Impala mince with some potatoes, a salad, and a sort of roll to make a sandwich out of the impala. It was tasty food and the first of a lot of game meat eaten on the trip. I had a romantic idea to sit out and look at the stars after dinner but by this time, exhaustion set in and I was looking for the pillow. I walked into the shower to find a spider about the size of my palm on the side of the shower wall. “Well it looks like this will be my first kill in Africa” I thought to myself, wadding up some tissues and blasting the poor old guy to oblivion. After showering, I laid in bed and looked at the thatched roof above me shining dark blue in the darkness wondering what tomorrow would bring. I felt the air starting to turn cold which brought on sleep only more sweetly.
PART 2 forthcoming.
PART 1
Introduction:
During this trip I attempted to keep an abbreviated journal so that when I return home, I can properly sit down, reflect, and offer a hunting report to you, the wider hunting community. I had hoped that I would be able to write with the safari fresh in mind, but literally the day after I arrived home, my wife started labor and our first baby was born shortly after about a month earlier than expected. Fatherhood has since eaten up a lot of my free time in the last couple months as my life is broken down into three hour subsections between feeding the baby and the little sleep she affords us. I have attempted to steal a little time away from the sandman to write to you and I apologize if it is a little self indulgent. However, I will try to write in a way that really brings you along with me. I know the kind hearted of you will forgive me if it is ever dry and I believe a lot of what I say will be a common experience for everyone. But for old times sake, it may be fun to see it again from the eyes of the first timer, and one who very likely is younger than the typical Africa hunter today, apart from all the children either enthusiastically or otherwise brought along with dad. I am 33 and in this case, I was very much the one bringing dad along with me instead of the other way around.
My descent into Africa hunting madness, albeit in its early stages but very likely terminal, came from a general interest in outdoor sporting life. Hemingway was a patron saint in our home. Saltwater fishing and shooting quail with a well loved side by side was our religion. Then at the advent of YouTube, Ron Spomer popped up with his first videos in the Caprivi strip and the Zambezi Delta, pulling viewers through their phone screens to this world. Ron had a kind, accessible, and an “aw-schucks” attitude toward Africa that made it seem inviting, affordable and even practical. Then came the required reading list of the Green Hills of Africa, Horn of the Hunter, and Death in the Long Grass. The combined cultural influence of my youth almost made going to Africa inevitable. Lastly was the economics of it all. Dad was talking about an elk hunt out west and I floated that for the same price we could go to Africa and take four animals in the same amount of time. His interest was piqued. For Christmas I got him a copy of Horn of the Hunter as well, and he was fully converted. We found three others to come along including one observer coming just on the good faith that we typically find fun adventures, and off we went.
I found Cruiser Safaris back in college about a decade ago. At the time, Cruiser was one of the most transparent in pricing. Other outfitters pumped up pricing by the inch, or mysteriously withheld pricing until the negotiation game could be played. It seemed if you happened to get lucky with a decent animal, your safari could go up in price by 30%. While this makes sense to some degree (their own market pressures fluctuate based demand, changing access to concessions and the quality of animals year to year) for the young man in college who is trying to determine whether a plains game safari is at all feasible, I needed more than that. No outfitter would talk to a 22 year old to play hypothetical pricing games ten years out, and I would not want to put them into that position anyway. There are more serious clients to attend to. However, I wanted to go while I was still young. All the old black and white photos of the men that stirred my imagination were relatively young. They looked like me (though maybe skinnier). In going to Africa while still young, I felt that I could be a part of them in some way, where the experience could inform the rest of my life. While my child grows up, a photo of a younger and better looking me would show that I had adventure not at the end, but the beginning. I’m sorry if this sounds insulting, and its probably naïve or arrogant but I found that Africa hunting now is mostly the retired set. It’s an older man’s game. This makes sense. They have the time and the money to do it and they give up less by doing it. I was spending money that would otherwise compound with interest. I was taking time off work that could be used to get further ahead. I feel like often you’ll see don’t wait, go on safari and I agree with this. However, its clearly not the same cost for people in different phases of life. In this way too, I felt that going to Africa meant more. It was a higher price to pay in my life, and as such it mattered more.
The Package:
I called Pieter Lamprecht, the owner of Cruiser Safaris, at 3 in the afternoon mid July from the 16th tee box of the North Course of MacDill Air Force Base about 14 months prior to my departure. I told him that it was time. I had known of him for a decade and had finally the money to make the trip happen. We planned a three animal package to include Kudu, Gemsbok, and Impala over seven days with a three-day Free State add on property of a colleague of Pieter. There I had planned to go for Springbok which had strangely attracted me since high school. I bought half-skull mount of a springbok cull off eBay at 16 and threw them up in my room over an African mask. Mom never said anything but I doubt she liked it. Pieter agreed to the terms and seemed impressed that I had known his outfit for so long. In truth, I waffled on going with Cruiser. I did a lot of research and came close to some others but always came back to Cruiser for their turn key operation. I then coordinated with his wife Lizelle, who ironed out the details. We would go with Africa Sky to get us through with our rifles and take us to their overnight house and in the morning, Cruiser would pick us up. Time ticked on by and eventually, my wife screamed from the bathroom and came out with the pregnancy test. It was positive and we had been trying in earnest for not too long. It was the greatest news of my life, but the due date was projected to be bang on when I would be in Limpopo. I texted Lizelle to please look at the schedule and see if we could move the trip up. My wife even kindly suggest that I just go anyway. That was a test that I passed luckily, and Lizelle moved us up without any issue. Delta on the other hand demanded an additional $1200 to move our flights. Everyone in our party paid this price without complaint. Only one, a father of three, joked that this is a perfect example of how babies are expensive.
We Depart:
Flying Delta from our home town was relatively painless. They followed a checklist for bringing rifles though seemed to lean on us to understand the rules. They asked us if we had a permit, to which we said we did (meaning both the 4457 and SAPs form to be received on arrival) and they did not even check. We opened our guns to slip in the unloaded tag, they checked our ammunition box and allowed it to be checked in our separate checked bag. Another friend flying out of another location experienced the check-in differently. They insisted he pack the ammunition inside his rifle case and refused to believe him that that was against South African protocol. Eventually, they relented wherein he just threw in his ammunition as loose boxes into his secondary checked bag. How he made it through, I do not know how, but he did. In our check-in, they took our rifles to be x-rayed for ammunition, and then kept the cases. A TSA officer emerged from an nondescript door and gave us the thumbs up and from there we were off. I was terribly worried we would miss the “Safari Express” DL 200 from Atlanta to O.R. Tambo. Our connection was an hour and a half in Atlanta and daily afternoon thunderstorms could blow the trip out of the water. Sure enough, our flight out to Atlanta was delayed forty minutes. We picked up time in the air and boarded at breakneck speed. By the time we reached Atlanta, we were only ten minutes late and I was greatly relieved. We flew through the connection and we made it to the gate. My God, you sure can tell who was flying out for a Safari. I suspect people in their excitement dress for the flight as if it is day one of tracking Cape Buffalo. It was really comical and I thought to myself that I was glad I was wearing plain clothes. I would have felt self conscious dressed as Van Pelt in line for boarding. But who can blame them. Everyone was so excited and so happy to just be there, including me.
Upon sitting in steerage at the back of the Safari Express, my Delta application informed me that my rifle had not made it onto the plane. This greatly distressed me because this could either delay the start of our hunt or my rifle would be sent to the Bermuda Triangle never to be seen again. I had built a 30-06 pushfeed Winchester from the 1970s specifically for the trip, restocking the rifle, glass bedding it and installing express sights and a barrel band. It was my romantic impression of safari hunting physically manifested in this rifle, a homage in form factor to the Rigbys, Hollands, Mausers, and Westley and Richards I would never be able afford. I considered it what Larry Potterfield would call the nearly perfect plains game rifle. I spent months finding a load that patterned well and practiced with it until I could shoot reliably just under an inch at 100 yards. It was the Winchester Expedition Long range 190 grain loaded with a Nosler Accubond, surely good enough for any plains game on our list. The gun was something to be proud of safari or not. However, I also learned from Larry Potterfield and from this forum that sometimes luggage for some reason or another doesn’t show up. This is Africa and things don’t always go as planned. I remained stoic and resigned myself to let the chips will fall as they may but kept hope that this was a scanning glitch by Delta. I promised myself that no matter what, I would not lower myself to whining. I would find out in about seventeen hours no matter what. The flight is both miserable and somehow also tolerable as you all know. You sit in a sort of fugue state and time goes by simultaneously slow and fast. You disassociate in the dark, watch a couple movies, and try to sleep. Eventually we cracked the window and I peered out onto the dark continent for the first time. The sun rose and Namibia unfurled below us. I saw the open desert rippling on forever. “That’s it!”, I told my father. “That’s the Kalahari!” He shrugged disinterestedly and rolled over. Eventually, we landed and deplaned.
I had paid Africa Sky for a VIP pickup for about fifty dollars a head. This turned out to be fifty dollars extremely well spent. We were collected immediately off the gangway, whizzed through passport control and brought to the carousel. Delta marked all our luggage as not to be placed on the carousel because it contained ammunition. From prior research, we believed this to be a mistake for South Africa but weren’t in the fighting mood. Our handler said it was very likely that it would come out anyway, but the rifles would be brought to the SAPS office. At this time I still didn’t know if my rifle had made it. Dad had airtags smartly placed in both his rifle and clothes bag and it showed that both were in the airport. My primary luggage with clothes and ammunition came out but Dad’s did not. We waited about forty minutes for the last of the luggage to be put out due to a loading blockage. Then our handler asked an attendant who said that was all the luggage there was. My father showed that his AirTag was about a hundred meters away. The handler looked at the phone and then walked through a restricted door. He re-emerged and took Dad into the bowels of the airport and sure enough they found the bag tucked into a dark corner of a loading car. If we didn’t have this service, it was obvious this bag would be lost forever as the primary staff seemed not too motivated in going the extra mile here. We made our way to the SAPS office and there was a bit of a line. We now were last due to the baggage delay. Gilbert from Africa Sky introduced himself, collected our passports and went into the office. My heart sang as I saw my rifle case emerge from behind the desk. Looks like we had a hunt after all. I also admired the trophy heads inside the office. It really put you into the hunting mood and made me feel that this was a country that did not view our presence as an annoyance. Other passengers, mostly white Americans or Europeans walking past the SAPS office gave us the side-eye, clearly imagining us going out to blast the last Rhino on earth. The officer in charge examined the numbers on the forms and on the rifles and the guns were released to us. All in all it took a couple minutes once it was our turn. The horror stories I’ve seen before were quashed by Africa Sky and rifle permits. We said good bye to our VIP handler, we tipped him and gave him some rice crispies my wife made for the trip, which he enjoyed immediately in the airport waiting area. Then Gilbert brought us and another group to a white van to transport to the Africa Sky lodge.
By now it was dark and this was our first view of Johannesburg. Not much could be seen but we could detect the distinct smell of burning tires wafting into the van. It wasn’t a pleasant smell and it created an alien atmosphere. One of the others joining us in the drive was attempting to hunt Cape buffalo with a revolver in a gargantuan caliber, I cannot remember which. He was incredibly interesting, and very kind. I have no doubt he is a member here. We explained our entry level trip to which he gave a knowing smile and simply said “you’re going to really enjoy yourselves.” In about twenty minutes we passed through the high gates of the compound, stepped out into the lobby which was also an amazing gift shop. Every item referenced the promise of an amazing safari ahead. My crew embarrassingly, but not enough to stop, made short work of the free port served at check-in. We probably had three a piece, but after a long trip we were ravenous for diversion. Our guns were taken away to a safe and we were directed to the dining room.
It was already nearly ten in the evening at this point and we were clearly the last to be seated for dinner. All the other parties eyed us almost suspiciously, I’m not too sure why. Did we not look the part? Where we too loud or in too good of a mood? I promise we were not drunk. Some people are just quiet a strange, I thought to myself. No harm there. Dinner was a choice between steak, fish and schitzel. Everyone unanimously ordered the schnitzel with some wine and a Castle or two. Overall it was a delicious dinner and we ate with good appetite. We immediately returned to our rooms and attempted to sleep. This was a struggle due to the jet lag. I woke up somewhere around 3:30 in the morning and scrolled on my phone until sunrise. At the crack of dawn, I went for a stroll around the grounds and really appreciated the beauty of the spot, listening to the birds chirp and watching the palms sway as the blue of the morning dissipated into a radiant sunshine. It really is an oasis and their handling of our arrival, our rifle permits, and our transfer was smooth as can be. I was extremely impressed. Overall the grounds of Africa Sky are beautiful. They strike a beautiful balance between a modern resort and an “out of Africa” style home. I sent a photo to a British buddy of mine and responded that he expected Sir Ruff Diamond to walk on by at any moment.
Breakfast was also lovely, but best of all they had Bovril, that delightful gelatinous meat tar that I learned to love during my days living in Scotland. No one else liked it but me but this British colonial hold-over found here in South Africa delighted me. The staff informed us that Cruiser would pick us up at 8:30 but in fact he came earlier. A young man appeared in the lobby, scrolling and texting on his phone (presumably coordinating with the outfitter to let them know he had made it.) He wore wildebees short shorts thick as rhino skin, a khaki expeditionary shirt, a ball cap, and a Glock on his hip. He sported a scrubby short beard newly filled in. He cut a figure straight out of the bush war. He appeared preoccupied and quickly shook our hands. I later learned how he had just turned and burned with the previous clients, did some shopping in town and rushed to collect us, all in all still arriving early. I paid Africa Sky at the counter and our guns appeared. They were loaded into a small trailer behind the van. We boarded and off we went.
The total journey from Africa Sky to Cruiser was about four hours in a North-Westerly direction. We passed Pretoria, the outskirts of Centurion, then forked off toward the West progressively gaining in altitude. Limpopo seems flat but in reality it undulates like a great plateau pockmarked with ancient worn down mountains. We passed some small towns dotted with surrounding shanties. Quickly things began to seem remote. The observer among us asked to stop to buy tooth paste. This became a running joke because we had to stop three times in total until he found it, each time another 45 minutes further along. We remarked often how the land reminded us at times of scrubby California or Texas dotted with acacia trees instead whatever similar tree they have over there. This being the deep winter, things mostly were golden in color. In the drive, we really got to know Nathan, our PH. He was to guide dad and me, and had been a professional PH for a year or two and with Cruiser for about 7 months full time. He said he enjoyed his work and preferred it to previous outfitters where clients were less than desirable. “I used to have clients from the Middle East and they would call every single animal a gazelle. They would shoot the animals center of mass and would just ignore me on whether the animal was in their package or not or where to shoot them. They said if they miss left it’s a hit and if they miss right it’s a hit. Each time they would shoot, they would then sit down and expect me to track their animal and finish it. They would then cut its throat when I would drag it over to the truck. It wasn’t hunting to me. They just wanted exotic meat to take home and say they went to Africa but they weren’t hunters. They weren’t nice to either me or the animals.” As we entered the bushveld, suddenly there were no more views, just high fences to left and right covering up impenetrable walls of scrub. The sides of roads began to show some humorous signs. “Patrolled No Poaching Area” one said which seemed to infer that the other areas WERE either poaching areas or unpatrolled area, but not here. Another was a Kudu crossing sign which showed the spiraled horned antelope jumping into the road. Looking at those high fences, the sign seemed kind of silly, but I was just ignorant to the fact that Kudu do not care if a high fence exists or not. We would come to see clear evidence of this disrespect that animals exhibit to the loathed high fence. Impala delicately crawl through dugouts made by warthogs. Leopards cross without any trace or trouble, and even giraffes simply step over them, gently tumbling to the other side. As an aside, one day a truck on the other side of a fence drove up to let us know that one of their giraffes had crossed over. They had no intention of getting him back, they were just letting us know and were simply expecting it to return in a day or two, or maybe never. Just keep an eye out for him. Our PH later showed us a YouTube video of three Kudu bulls jumping from a dead stop at the base of high fence and carried it with ease. They were good shooter bulls too, likely 600 lbs a piece. He explained that if you keep bumping Kudu and eventually reach a fence line, they’ll just slip away on the other side, maybe to never return. “We don’t hunt along fences typically, there’s a lot of space to hunt where the roads and game trails make sight lines that open up to difference areas. While the fences generally contain the game (some species more than others), the fences are mostly to keep people out”, Nathan said. “The animals always find ways, and honestly, bad people too.”
We approached the Cruiser Safari camp after about forty minutes down a dirt road. An old steam powered tractor marked the turn off. We saw some breeding pens to our left that were smaller enclosures a few acres in size with tall golden grass and herds of black shapeless masses. My God, there were Sable and some of the largest I have ever seen. It was actually the largest anyone had ever seen. Pieter Lamprecht was in possession of the largest Sable bull in the world and not only that. Something along the lines of the three of the top five. Sable breeding was his master opus, his true craft. The land and hunting was only part of re-wilding his family’s cattle territory. I say territory because land seems to be too de minimus an expression. We then pulled into the general parking area for the trucks which was a splendid read streak of that iron-rich African dust wrapping up to a parking bay with a wooden canopy and a brick wall hiding grass thatched structure just beyond. Two members of staff, one other PH and a young lady waited with juice on a little plate. I had seen this before online, the sort of ritual of welcoming guests to camp. We hopped out, took a refreshing swig and looked around. Only the young lady spoke english particularly well. The other PH, a burly fellow with a pronounced limp named Fiya, spoke mostly Afrikaans and enough English to be commercially proficient in the business. He was in bad need of a knee replacement, and I winced to think of his pain while on the hunt all day every day as his profession.
We toured the camp which is delightfully pleasant. All structures are brick and mortar with straw thatching creating a classical expeditionary appeal. The main room has a bar and seating area to the right, a pool table in the middle and the dinning table to the left. It is an open air room with the back wall missing, instead opening up to a pool and a jacuzzi area, with some reclined seating, and a pathway leading to the camp kitchen and laundry. The main hall is almost overwhelming with the amount of trophies. We were not used to seeing so many mounted heads and their size was incredible. They take up almost every square inch of real estate on the walls. These were the combined 30 years of hunting from Pieter and his family to include the largest Kudu ever seen, Eland, two problem leopards, a Gemsbok, and a massive Elk taken by bow while on a trip to the US. By this point it was early afternoon. Pieter was not in camp, but his son Christian played host and answered our inane questions. The staff encouraged us not to fall asleep but instead to stay up until a reasonable time.
Nathan and another professional hunter in camp named Renys marshaled us to a small thatch hut overlooking a stream. A long dirt patch ran the length from the stream to a small mound where a wooden target block was mounted. I can with certainty that this was the most nervous moment of the entire hunt. We produced our rifles and one by one took our place to see if our zeroes had held. I shot two rounds creating a rather poor two inch group but rightly two inches high at the 100 yard target. A week before at my own range, I shot a .75 inch group. I had truly felt so much pressure to impress my PH that I was not able to relax. I questioned whether my scope had loosed. “Better not mess with it”, my dad said. We agreed this wasn’t the place to make sudden changes. Dad shot similarly poorly, not in grouping but in shot placement, low to the left. I asked Nathan if he was happy with our shooting and he answered yes without showing any emotion. “It’ll be fine. I’ve had clients show up with their scope in a box with a rifle they’ve never shot before.” That gave us comfort. In front of game, I’ve never really noticed shooting mechanics anyway. The shot sort of just happens, and I hoped muscle memory would prevail over whatever this demonstration of pride turned out to be. On the flip side, the PHs loved my rifle. Christian, the owner’s son spent quite some time handling it. This helped soothe my wounded pride. At least I was the prettiest girl at the dance.
Nathan our PH disappeared, and we were left to relax and sit around the camp. The young woman who served us juice brought out some snacks of biltong, chips, and friend Vienna sausages. Those Vienna sausages were incredibly addictive and quickly disappeared. While sitting in camp, a group of Nyala females walked by and later, a large bull. They tentatively walked past, warily looking at us. They were not tame but clearly not pressured. Christian told us that this was a breeding group. Eventually dinner was served, Impala mince with some potatoes, a salad, and a sort of roll to make a sandwich out of the impala. It was tasty food and the first of a lot of game meat eaten on the trip. I had a romantic idea to sit out and look at the stars after dinner but by this time, exhaustion set in and I was looking for the pillow. I walked into the shower to find a spider about the size of my palm on the side of the shower wall. “Well it looks like this will be my first kill in Africa” I thought to myself, wadding up some tissues and blasting the poor old guy to oblivion. After showering, I laid in bed and looked at the thatched roof above me shining dark blue in the darkness wondering what tomorrow would bring. I felt the air starting to turn cold which brought on sleep only more sweetly.
PART 2 forthcoming.
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