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[cem rona ergin]

Just picked up my Rigby and this is my wife’s face after I placed the hat on her head and the rifle in car. We are getting back home after a weekend trip have to drive 400 km with her. Any advice?

 

[Witold Krzyżanowski]

I never understood women.

 

[Hogpatrol]

"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here".

 

[Adrian]

Any advice?

Eyes front, drive and don't say anything. Not a word.

 

[johnnyblues]

Silence is golden! Remember that.

 

[Luvthunt]

Change places ie rifle in front seat annnd

 

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Not sure she likes the hat...

 

[cem rona ergin]

Not sure she likes the hat...

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[WAB]

Keep the Ammo under lock and key. Under no circumstances do you leave the car keys where she can secure them. Do not sleep. I repeat, DO NOT SLEEP!

 

[cem rona ergin]

back home and still alive ! Finally had to give her my credit card and made her promise not to come back for at least 4 hours so that I can be alone with my new toy[emoji851][emoji851]

 

[cem rona ergin]

Me happy!!!

 

[cem rona ergin]

Me very,very happy !!

 

[K-man]

Not sure if it is the hat or the fact you posted a picture of her in the hat.... Maybe we should form a club called "dumb things husbands/boyfriends do..."
My wife thinks spending money is a contest.
Congrats on the new rifle and still having a pulse to use it.

 

[cem rona ergin]

Me very,very,very happy [emoji2]

 

[cem rona ergin]

me extremely happy [emoji2]

 

[cem rona ergin]

Not sure if it is the hat or the fact you posted a picture of her in the hat.... Maybe we should form a club called "dumb things husbands/boyfriends do..."
My wife thinks spending money is a contest.
Congrats on the new rifle and still having a pulse to use it.

Thank you! And I don’t know about you my friend but sadly I loose the contest you have mentioned each and every time for the last 34 years:-(

 

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Beautiful [emoji106][emoji106]

 

[Von S.]

Advice!

You are asking for advice?

Ok.... here's advice. Pay attention.

Put on nothing but your crotchless jungle boy loin cloth and your old Soviet fur hat with the red and black hammer and sickle medal on it and start doing the zotski in front of her then chase her around the house grunting and making Tarzan calls.

Once she's in the bedroom do the horizontal mombo until she is a quivering pile of sweat covered flesh that not only can't walk, but now speaks in tongues.

As she screams out that you are a Siberian madman, Soviet sex machine and wild monkey boy really pour it on and speed it up until she passes out.

You will forever from that time on see nothing but a smile on her face.

Get to work !

 

[BRICKBURN]

Congratulations on maintaining your health for 34 years.

Very nice rifle.

If she does not really like the hat, Ill take it.

 

[ve7poi]

Very nice rifle now that was the start what’s next buffalo elephant?