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Every once and awhile it seems a thread takes on a life of its own. Generally someone asks an open ended question and allows room for it to be speculative and then stands back and watches the madness. Several jump out at me that keep popping up “what’s your favourite three calibers” and “what’s your dream safari” for example. It got me thinking about starting a thread purely for the entertainment value of it. So here is the challenge I’ve come up with.

Compile a list of gear you’d bring for a year off grid/alone. Now that to me is so open ended that we’d never get two answers remotely similar so let’s set some basic perimeters:
- all of your gear must fit into a 5x8x4 foot space ( a standard length truck box with cap)
- weight should be realistic to what a 1/2 truck could carry
-location is costal 45 degrees north
- not enough local vegetation to sustain draft animals for a year
-drop off will be the first day of spring
-from drop of to pick up 365 days later your completely self reliant. No outside contact help
-game animals are present but not overly abundant (your going to have to hunt for them)

Well there it is that’s my question , a thread like this is just asking to be derailed. So gentleman do your worst.
 
Holy smokes, you’re describing Alaskan bush rats. End of roaders. They emerge every spring from the bush and drive ratted out pickups into Fairbanks. They even have a special license plate for them!!!
 
Holy smokes, you’re describing Alaskan bush rats. End of roaders. They emerge every spring from the bush and drive ratted out pickups into Fairbanks. They even have a special license plate for them!!!
Too be fair it equally fits outport newfies
 
Holy smokes, you’re describing Alaskan bush rats. End of roaders. They emerge every spring from the bush and drive ratted out pickups into Fairbanks. They even have a special license plate for them!!!
If that’s the case Bill you must be able to come up with a list you’ve got the inside scoop.
 
If that’s the case Bill you must be able to come up with a list you’ve got the inside scoop.

They count on shooting a moose, so the load going in is rice, flour, sugar, coffee, ammo, etc. you have to see it to believe it.
 
Every once and awhile it seems a thread takes on a life of its own. Generally someone asks an open ended question and allows room for it to be speculative and then stands back and watches the madness. Several jump out at me that keep popping up “what’s your favourite three calibers” and “what’s your dream safari” for example. It got me thinking about starting a thread purely for the entertainment value of it. So here is the challenge I’ve come up with.

Compile a list of gear you’d bring for a year off grid/alone. Now that to me is so open ended that we’d never get two answers remotely similar so let’s set some basic perimeters:
- all of your gear must fit into a 5x8x4 foot space ( a standard length truck box with cap)
- weight should be realistic to what a 1/2 truck could carry
-location is costal 45 degrees north
- not enough local vegetation to sustain draft animals for a year
-drop off will be the first day of spring
-from drop of to pick up 365 days later your completely self reliant. No outside contact help
-game animals are present but not overly abundant (your going to have to hunt for them)

Well there it is that’s my question , a thread like this is just asking to be derailed. So gentleman do your worst.
Love it!!

But first some questions to better/properly prepare:

What does "coastal 45° north" mean? Can you provide a general US state/Canadian province or other more definable location/area.

Mountainous, or "flat land": wooded or desert/tundra?

Surface water?

Hunting legally year round: with no restrictions?: small game, big game, both?

Fishing legally year round with no restrictions?

Trapping legally year round with no restrictions?

Home construction without limits or regulations? Do we get to keep the property after the one year mark?

Since I travel a lot....as in driving my 2011 Ford Ranger 4x4, extended cab, 5 speed stick shift, with tool box.

Plus my military experience in packing an AMC Jeep with cargo trailer.

A standard size truck with a camper shell, that means I can pack twice as much. But since it's only for a year I'll just add a few niceties, some more ammo, some more petro, chainsaw bar oil, and a helluva lot more pain pills and liquor. Pills for the extreme aches and pains and the extra liquor for the minor aches and pains at my age.
 
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Holy smokes, you’re describing Alaskan bush rats. End of roaders. They emerge every spring from the bush and drive ratted out pickups into Fairbanks. They even have a special license plate for them!!!
I was thinking BC or NWT Canada or maybe Quebec, Nova Scotia or Labrador. Or perhaps Maine.
 
Hk91 and 1000 rounds of ammo.
Smith and Wesson 28 357 200 rounds
Cz 457 22lr. 2000 rounds.
Kerosene lamp 10 gallons fuel.
200 feet 3/4 bull rope.
Box of baling wire
Sleeping bag
4 quart pan
Fuel for my zippo
Illustrated book on edible plants
Axe and hatchet.fill the rest with canned goods.
 
Let’s redefine it in honour of @WAB post to costal southern Alaska or Newfoundland dealers choice.
Wooded mixed forest
Abundance fresh water
Access to ocean
Liberal fishing hunting trapping seasons

Also you can’t keep the truck , you get what supplies can be packed and dropped off at which point it leaves your on your own for shelter and transport from then on.
 
Since we are derailing this thread....a prostitute, liquor and cocaine...I have no intention to survive it!!!
Theres always that story about the guy who was going to commit suicide so he goes to Mexico and blows his remaining coin on blow and hookers and decides to live…..

Me?

I just want to know what boots to buy

What watch to wear

And do you need a pos land rover and pith helmet?
 
Let’s redefine it in honour of @WAB post to costal southern Alaska or Newfoundland dealers choice.
Wooded mixed forest
Abundance fresh water
Access to ocean
Liberal fishing hunting reaping seasons

Also you can’t keep the truck , you get what supplies can be packed and dropped off at which point it leaves your on your own for shelter and transport from then on.
Ok.
I am good with that as well. That is with not being able to keep the vehicle. To me that means more fuel for the chain saw, tiller, and 1.5 kw generator.
 
Hk91 and 1000 rounds of ammo.
Smith and Wesson 28 357 200 rounds
Cz 457 22lr. 2000 rounds.
Kerosene lamp 10 gallons fuel.
200 feet 3/4 bull rope.
Box of baling wire
Sleeping bag
4 quart pan
Fuel for my zippo
Illustrated book on edible plants
Axe and hatchet.fill the rest with canned goods.
Packing light again? :ROFLMAO:
 
I just want to know what boots to buy

What watch to wear

And do you need a pos land rover and pith helmet?

The hookers probably dont care what type of boots or watch you have, so don't stress that. The land rover probably helps. As far as the pith helmet, not necessary but you might be charged extra.
 
Theres always that story about the guy who was going to commit suicide so he goes to Mexico and blows his remaining coin on blow and hookers and decides to live…..

Me?

I just want to know what boots to buy

What watch to wear

And do you need a pos land rover and pith helmet?
:unsure:.....Does or can a pith helmet be multi tasked like a US infantryman's "steel pot" (helmet with helmetliner)?

If the pith helmet can be multi tasked then yes! If not...:unsure:...how good is it as substitute shovel?

Me thinks I would forgo the pith helmet for a "D" handle shovel or an e-tool; ((US) entrenching tool) old style: spade and maddox heads. :ROFLMAO:
 
Every once and awhile it seems a thread takes on a life of its own. Generally someone asks an open ended question and allows room for it to be speculative and then stands back and watches the madness. Several jump out at me that keep popping up “what’s your favourite three calibers” and “what’s your dream safari” for example. It got me thinking about starting a thread purely for the entertainment value of it. So here is the challenge I’ve come up with.

Compile a list of gear you’d bring for a year off grid/alone. Now that to me is so open ended that we’d never get two answers remotely similar so let’s set some basic perimeters:
- all of your gear must fit into a 5x8x4 foot space ( a standard length truck box with cap)
- weight should be realistic to what a 1/2 truck could carry
-location is costal 45 degrees north
- not enough local vegetation to sustain draft animals for a year
-drop off will be the first day of spring
-from drop of to pick up 365 days later your completely self reliant. No outside contact help
-game animals are present but not overly abundant (your going to have to hunt for them)

Well there it is that’s my question , a thread like this is just asking to be derailed. So gentleman do your worst.
Yep... another very important question:

Are the items we want to take...Are they already in our possession, or will they be provided to us?
 
Well, first you need one of those tricked out “bug out” PU trucks I’ve seen running all over the place the last couple of years. Tent rack and storage over the bed or paramilitary looking small camper shell with all manner gear strapped on like- GI gas cans, handy man jack, fire axe, shovel, snorkel on the window post, heavy duty skid plate and cow catcher on the front, over-sized aggressive tread tires, an AR decal on back window, every inch painted OD or flat battleship gray… but not a speck of mud or spot of dust anywhere. Never mind whether or not you know any thing about off grid survival, you certainly look impressive.
 

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