@Ridge Runner I’ve read your story, commenting as we go, and digesting your report. I’m really sorry you didn’t have a good time on your trip. I know the heartache of an unsuccessful, or limited success hunt and the frustration of relieving what-ifs and hindsight. It stinks.
I also think that expectations weren’t managed at all going into the process. I’ll lay this on the PH/Operator and honestly, most PHs and operators in Zim are equally guilty of this. Zim is what I consider an “advanced, method-hunting stage and sportsman-stage hunter’s paradise. (That’s using the definition from the 5 stages of a hunter as defined in the US hunter safety curriculum) I think most Zim PHs and Operators assume, occassionally incorrectly, what client expectations might be. That’s because Zimbabwe straddles the fence between the total remote experience of Tanzania and Uganda that requires no expectations management from the PH pre-sale (if you’re going there, you know what you’re getting for $100,000) versus RSA, Texas, or European Estate hunting.
What you needed to know before you went, beyond anything to do with the temperament or skill of the PH you selected, was a lot more detail about Zim. Had we spoken via phone or had beers together, I wouldn’t have recommended Zim to you period. It’s a great place, but it isn’t the place for you and that’s okay. I believe if we set up a $50,000 hunt in Zim with the top-5 PHs in the very best areas like Matetsi, Save, BVC, or Sapi you would absolutely not enjoy the experience on the best hunt in Zim ever, beyond maybe giving it a B-. That doesn’t mean you’re a disagreeable SOB or unpleasant, it is just a unique place that emphasizes certain aspects of hunting that are not high on your list.
Some rules of thumb:
-Zim charges a lot more than RSA for lower quality accommodation, roads, and professionals. It’s an inefficient marketplace laden with higher operating costs and less access to the marketplace. In RSA a ten minute drive for parts that cost $2 and the toilet flushes. In Zim, that might be 4 days and 10 guys trying to MacGyver something to make things work.
-Zim is a wilderness area. I know you think it was not wilderness, but that was wilderness. Wilderness is not game rich to your expectations. Wilderness is mostly devoid of large game numbers. That’s the consequence of nature. You go to wilderness in America and why is there piles of game there, herds of thousands? Because its managed for predators and its surrounded by millions of acres of ag land and you’re working the transition between robust, unnaturally abundant food supplies and cover/shelter. You’ve hunted RSA and you live in North America, your expectations of docile, unpressured massive amounts of game is skewed. Zim is very hard hunting and the trophies are vastly inferior in average distribution to RSA because they are natural and unmanaged. Zim is for the hunter that wants to go out looking for a dugga boy, passes on a 45” buffalo with a soft boss, and is smiling ear to ear that he shot a 12+ year old dugga boy that is a helmet head, having no horns left on the boss at all. Very much a place for a German-minded hunter where a trophy was very hard to acquire and was an animal in decline, past his prime, broomed off, and was truly the master of all he surveyed. Yes, you can get SCI gold in Zim, but the bragging rights are on the method, the difficulty, and that its natural game not selectively bred for aesthetic qualities.
-Your perception of how a hunt will go as far as what you can shoot and your right to override a PH is incompatible with Zim. The “if a leopard walks by we’ll shoot it” should have been nipped in the bud. 0% chance. ZERO. Not .0000001%, zero. What, you see a leopard walking around during daylight and you think a PH is going to say SHOOT! Never. A PH will take 5 minutes to 3 days to assess the certainty that cat has balls, is not collared, is over 4.5 years old. He’ll lose his license if he does less than that. There is no see-shoot-smile for the photo scenario. With you frustration leading to a willingness to shoot on your own terms, thank goodness you didn’t see a leopard because you’d be in prison in Zim awaiting trial along with the PH. That’s no joke. Not meaning to insult you at all, just sharing that your perception should have been stopped before you booked. Never happening, don’t even ask should have been the reply during pre-sale consultation.
-Expenses. You were unaware of the tip obligations and customs in the country. On a perfect hunt, you wouldn’t have been invited back. That isn’t because you’re a bad guy, it’s because you were wholly unaware of proper customs where you went. Same way you get asked to leave a tennis club if you show up not wearing whites.
-Drop of blood rule. You were unaware that every shot you took required heroic effort to retrieve that game, notification of authorities for every animal you shot and failed to recover, and payment of fines if those animals were not on quota. It sounds like quota in that area was reduced by 2 buffalo and 2 hippo on your hunt. IF it were even legally on quota, you need to pay about $15,000-$20,000 for that quota or you and the PH can both be charged with poaching. Your awareness of the unpleasantries of Zimbabwe prison were not communicated well do you and you were unaware how quickly things can turn bad for you. On a letter of the law basis, you stiffed Zimbabwe parks and/or campfire for a lot of money for any of those 4 animals you did not pay for in full. And the guys you failed to tip generously are the ones that get to decide whether they saw you wound game and whether you followed up with extraordinary effort to make all reasonable attempts to recover that game. None of this applies in RSA where you’re familiar with hunting.
-Pre-scouting effort. The idea of taking your best trackers and having them run off to scout for things on the first day while you get “second-tier guys” may have been a completely legitimate plan. I don’t know the circumstances as I wasn’t there, but I’m telling you that the effort to find game and juggling 3 different plots simultaneously in the hopes of getting you what you had on quota in the time allotted would be expected under most Zim hunting conditions. There is no plan to hunt in Zim sequentially, first a buffalo, then an eland, then a hippo, then a leopard. It’s a shotgun approach where everything is happening with a wide net at once hoping you can get to the opportunity when it presents. This is not like RSA where they take you from property to property for different phases of a hunt.
-Curios and shopping for two days? Zim is in total lockdown. There is no tourist activity going on. Covid numbers are out of control. The staff has to get tested every week and sequester at camp so they can serve you and prove for your safety they are not infected. They are not going to commingle with others at a market and break the covid protocols. No plan. And no PH would have let you do that because what are you going to do if you fail your PCR test leaving Zim? You’re screwed. You’re in a hellhole for two weeks without medical care before cleared to depart because you went shopping and got covid?
I’m trying to balance what might be your real concerns with the quality of your hunt or PH with the facts about Zim that you were unaware. This is not the place for you to hunt. There are more suitable hunting experiences with higher success rates and less costs that will dazzle you. Zim is about method and sportsman hunting and those are practices where you pay a fortune to be less successful, less comfortable, and more inconvenienced.