@TR Alternatively, if you are set on serpentine shenanigans, how about a day out fishing with us?
You never know what you might catch ! (I even hooked a cow once, 60 miles out in the Indian Ocean, but that's another story)
BTW No antidote for Elapid venom, but very docile creatures out of the water with small fangs at the back of their mouth. But they ain't no Black Mamba.
There are plenty of them too
Saw me dog messing with something at the high tide mark one time back in January, this fellow;
He was messin' with this;
Stranded by the receding tide looking dead as a dodo and as dehydrated as half-done biltong.
It was anything but.
A proper wriggle-stick !
A swift fling into the sea and it went its merry way.
But you can keep your Mambas !!