THE DAY WHEN THE .22 WHISPERED AND THE .416 ROARED
If I had to define myself as a hunter in Africa, I would say that I am a selective trophy hunter who supports sustainable wildlife management. That also means I am not inclined to take the same species twice without a good reason. I told Vaughan that I would only shoot a kudu or an eland if the horns were among the best that the area could realistically offer. Otherwise, no. I already have both species, and I do not like taking the life of a noble animal unnecessarily when I already have the trophies.
When I arrived, a zebra was not part of my plan. At home, I already have a Hartmann’s mountain zebra, an endemic species from Namibia, and I did not really need another zebra.
However, everyone I spoke to kept telling me: shoot a zebra for leopard bait. Bill, Troy, Jürgen, and Vaughan all said the same thing. According to them, zebra is one of the best baits for leopard because the meat spoils slowly and lasts longer than most other animals.
Hmmmm...
And besides, this was a plains zebra. Not a mountain zebra. They differ in their markings: the plains zebra has stripes extending across the belly, while the mountain zebra has a white belly.
So, although somewhat reluctantly, two days earlier I decided that I would take a zebra if the opportunity presented itself. The leopard needed bait, even though other animals had already been placed on the baits. The leopard was there. The tracks were there. I still had time, and I had exchanged my buffalo tag for a leopard, so the quota was available.
Besides, this was a plains zebra, not a mountain zebra. They differ in their markings: the plains zebra has stripes extending onto the belly, while the mountain zebra has a white belly.
So, although somewhat reluctantly, few days earlier I had decided that I would shoot a zebra if the opportunity presented itself. It was needed for the leopard. Even though baits from other animals had already been set, the leopard was there. The tracks were there. I still had time, and I had swapped my buffalo permit for a leopard permit.
Yesterday, after fishing, we had talked about sitting in a blind near the water until lunchtime, waiting for guineafowl and baboons while discussing other.
So that was what I had prepared for.
Adequatly prepared.
I packed some magazines to read in my backpack. I kept my Crocs slippers on, planning for complete comfort in the blind: barefoot, reading material, and a small cooler bag full of beer on a lazy morning beside the water.
But something told me not to get too comfortable, so I clipped my 5.11 boots to my backpack with a carabiner.
You never know what might be behind the next bush. There might be something unexpected. There might be tracking involved. I honestly cannot remember the last time a hunting day in Africa ended according to plan. Every day brings something unexpected.
We all piled into the vehicle. I found it a little suspicious that all five scouts were coming with us. I did not need that many people just to drop me off at a blind. But anyway, off we went.
I noticed we were driving away from the water.
Vaughan clearly had something else planned.
Aha!
I recognized the road, and we headed toward the first bait to check it. The leopard had been there—but it was a female.
Then we realized it was a different female. We could tell from the camera pictures because she had an injured right leg, and the wound was clearly visible.
We continued until the vehicle stopped.
Buffalo tracks had crossed the road.
I did not even want to think about buffalo. I would have gladly shot one, but I had traded my buffalo permit for the leopard, and I was hunting on a budget with its own merciless limits.
We had not gone more than fifty metres along the road when I spotted a buffalo horn in the tall grass to the left.
“Buffalo!” I whispered to Vaughan.
He stopped.
We backed the vehicle up slightly. He got out with his binoculars, and what else could I do? I followed him.
Fortunately, when I saw that a different scenario might be developing—with all five scouts sitting behind us in the vehicle—I had already changed out of my Crocs and into my 5.11 boots while we were checking the bait. The Crocs had gone into the backpack, so at least I was ready for a walk.
We went after the buffalo without rifles.
Just to observe them.
A little deeper in the bush, we found a herd of perhaps twenty-five to thirty buffalo, standing peacefully about fifty metres from us.
They watched us cautiously while chewing grass.
We observed them. Cows, youngsters, and only one bull.
They tolerated our presence for perhaps ten minutes, and then they moved off at a trot, packed tightly together, pushing against one another as they disappeared into the thicker bush.
We returned to the vehicle and continued.
We checked the remaining baits and kept patrolling through the hunting area.
I was discussing something with Vaughan about those buffalo when suddenly the scouts stopped him.
“Zebra!”
They were whispering so quietly that I could barely hear them.
Vaughan said softly:
“.416!”
I spent most of the time riding in the front passenger seat, while the team sat in the back and handed me whichever rifle was needed. That was how the operation was organized. I did not particularly like having someone hand me a rifle — it cost us time—but that was the system.
Soon, my Dakota was quietly passed into my hands.
I got out.
The zebra was to the right.
Vaughan pointed toward the centre of its chest and whispered:
“In the chest!”
I had nothing to rest the rifle on, and nobody handed me the shooting sticks.
Complete silence.
The audience in the vehicle watched tensely.
I looked for a rest, but there was none. I had no shooting sticks. I could not walk to the nearest tree because the zebra was watching me.
So, for lack of a better option, I knelt beside the front bumper of the Toyota. I placed my left elbow on my left knee and rested the fingers of my left hand against the bumper, giving the rifle at least some soft support.
By the time I got the zebra in my sights, it started moving. It began walking away from us. Now it was broadside, but its shoulder and front leg disappeared behind a tree as it took another step.
The opportunity was slipping away.
I was running short of hunting days, and the leopard was waiting for me. I needed that zebra. I could not leave it for tomorrow.
And there she was, slowly walking downhill, disappearing behind the rise and the tree.
Instinctively, I lifted the crosshairs slightly above the point where her shoulder had been before she passed behind the tree—and squeezed the trigger.
The zebra dropped on the spot!
Vaughan jumped out of the vehicle, and I ran after him toward the zebra.
When we reached her, she was trying to get up but could not. She had managed to move a little after the shot, but the bullet had struck her in the spine.
Vaughan shouted:
“Thirty-ought-six! Thirty-ought-six!”
One of the scouts, Michael, who was already halfway toward us, turned around, ran back to the vehicle, and brought us the Blaser.
With the .30-06, I gave the zebra one more shot behind the shoulder. Then, finally, everything became still.
“Vaughan, have our chances of getting a leopard just gone up?”
“The chances have just jumped from 25 percent to 75 percent that we get a leopard.”
At the moment, we had one male and two female leopards working on one of the baits. The other two baits, which were set near water, had not yet started attracting any leopard activity.
Besides those, we also had two more baits set out for civet and hyena.
We would see whether anything changed by tomorrow.
One of the female leopards had visited the first active bait at around four o’clock in the afternoon.
The afternoon was still young. We carried on, and eventually we approached the waterhole.
From a distance, I spotted some guineafowl, and immediately reached for the .22.
“Guineafowl!” I said to Vaughan.
He replied:
“No! Monkeys!”
And then I saw them too—running through the bush, their long tails swinging behind them as they ran.
Vaughan released the dogs about 200 metres from the monkeys—vervet monkeys.
“Ta-ta!”
“Ta-ta!”
“Ta-ta!”
The dogs obeyed the command and charged after the monkeys. Chaos erupted in the open woodland!
Just when I had started to think that nothing would come of it, the dogs managed to drive one of the monkeys up a tree.
There it was, surrounded by a cluster of five trees, with fresh young leaves near the tops. The trees were relatively tall.
I thought to myself: he has nowhere to go.
By the time we ran up, the dogs were jumping against the tree, trying to climb it. I would not have been surprised if Trigger had actually managed to get up there—he was jumping the highest!
But the vervet monkey suddenly leapt across the canopy onto another tree.
Then onto another one!
Now I was starting to panic. It looked as though even this situation was not as secure as I had thought.
Then he tried to come down. He raced toward the ground, but the dogs were waiting for him and immediately drove him back up into the canopy. He wanted to get down, but he simply could not!
Vaughan told me not to shoot yet.
“Let’s wait and see if the poachers’ dogs come in because of all the barking.”
So we waited for about ten minutes. I was getting nervous, worried that the monkey might escape while I was not allowed to shoot.
But he stayed high in the canopy and jumped from one tree to another. Those five trees, however, were isolated from the rest of the forest, so he was basically going around in circles, looking for an opportunity to race down to the ground and make a run for the bush.
But by then the three dogs had spread out and covered different sectors. There was nowhere he could go.
The poachers’ dogs never appeared.
“Okay, take him!” Vaughan said.
Just as I was about to shoot, he jumped into another tree.
He knew exactly what I was doing!
First shot—nothing. A miss.
Second shot—nothing!
I had left the vehicle with a magazine that was not completely full. Its capacity was ten rounds, and we had probably already fired a few shots at guineafowl earlier.
Whenever the monkey stopped long enough for me to aim, he was high up in the densest part of the tree, covered by leaves and branches. I could see little more than a silhouette through the foliage, more than twenty metres above the ground.
Fourth shot—he flinched, but he did not fall.
Fifth shot from the .22—and he went limp and dropped out of the tree.
The rifle was empty.
Vervet monkey!
This completed my first African “slam.” I now had the complete monkey collection: a vervet monkey and a baboon!
Now I just have to figure out where to put the primates in the permanent display at home. I will have to discuss that with mrs Mark-hunter when she is in a good mood!
We checked one more bait. Nothing had touched it since yesterday, and then we slowly headed back to camp as darkness began to fall.
As soon as we arrived, the skinners got to work. The zebra and the vervet monkey went straight to the skinning area. The zebra would be divided into five pieces for five different baits, set at five separate locations.
Unless I happened to come across something by chance—or encountered a leopard unexpectedly—the hunting was essentially over. I had nothing else planned, apart from a few more days before my flight home.
So far, the safari had already turned out better than I had expected.
The hyenas were hanging around, though, so perhaps I would try for one of them as well.
A night hunt for predators over a call.
Another day had passed.
And tomorrow would be a new day!
A feeling of melancholy was beginning to creep over me. The days were passing far too quickly.
I did not want to think about going home.