Africa At Last

Great report man! I was in the thornapocalypse alongside you. I believe that when you get your buffalo in the future he will be very special
 
Great report, bummer you didn't get your buffalo. Better luck next time and in the meantime keep hunting AND writing. Thoroughly enjoyed it.
 
So ... you didn't connect for buffalo. What does that cost? Just the daily PH rate plus trophy fees for the animals taken? You had memorable trip and made it memorable for all of us too. Thanks! I think any of us would be happy to hunt with you ... but not so sure you'd be happy to hunt with this old fart. :D Sigh! It is what it is.
 
Well, you may not have gotten the buffalo this trip, but you may have found an another calling. I’ve read a lot of hunting writers who made a good living at writing; you’re as good as any of them.

May not have gotten it... yet. :cool:

Still combing out my notes and catching up on sleep. More shortly.


Also - you guys have inspired me. I'm going to cobble a bunch of this together later and make a try at a book. If you know any publishers or people that can help a complete newb to that space, please drop me a note. I would appreciate any help.
 
Day 10 – Version 2.0 – You just thought this was over.


Delta airlines wouldn’t be Delta airlines if they weren’t consistently late. Cancelling flights and leaving you stranded in JAX after circling ATL 6 times and saying it’s too stormy to land when the online log shows 3 landed before you and 4 after is the typical treatment fare.
This time, however, they outdid themselves and in a strange twist of fate, gifted me another day to hunt.

We’re packed, showered, fed, and loading the LC to get on the road when the message comes in via the spotty WIFI in camp. You're cancelled. But don't worry, we booked you tomorrow in the cargo section.
Called the travel agent for assistance. No getting out today for love or money. But they found me a better flight arrangement tomorrow.

PH had a cancellation for the hunt following mine just 2 days ago and the camp staff is willing to stay another day.
Put your crap away, grab the rifle, let’s hunt!

Today, it’s the Traveling Wilburys coming straight from the cassette player.

“Well, it’s alright, even when push comes to shove
Well, it’s alright, if you got someone to love
Well, it’s alright, everything’ll work out fine
Well, it’s alright, we’re goin’ to the end of the line”

It's mid-morning already so we go to PH’s summer home near the waterhole to watch for warthog and discuss the evening plans.

This blind looks like an exhibit in a “Go West Pioneer!” museum. Cracked mud dugout floor. Walls cobbled together with sticks and burlap flap material complete with holes that appear to have been cut with an axe.
An occasional 2x4 betrays the illusion that it was built by baboons or maybe drunken 6 year olds.
There’s a large cylindrical lump of monkey crap permanently affixed to the inside of the door flap right where you’d think to push it aside upon exiting. Charming.
Alas, no humidor or wet bar. I’ll try to manage.

Several warty Pumbas trot to the water with their hilarious prancing trot but we only get one decent sized boar about 20 mins before we have to leave. He’s got one tusk broken off from fighting.
PH says we could wait for another but to me, this one has character so we give him the medicine.

In the evening we walk the road quietly toward where we thought they would leave the thicket and mosey to a local water source. Ambush style.
We’re at a type of crossroads that separates 4 hells of thorns.
Listening, waiting, watching dusk fail and moonlight strengthen. A full moon tonight.
Vivid, clear, piercing, beautiful.

We’re considering when technically we enter stage 2 hypothermia when we hear a grunt from the West. We carefully start down the “road” toward the noise and in the moonlight, we see a big dust cloud coming our way.
We duck to the side we think is the best for wind as carefully and quietly as we can pile 3 people into a very limited space.
I put the rifle on PH’s shoulder. We’re both seated. I can hear hoof beats. Excitement builds but we’re betrayed by our scent. These things are like bloodhounds!

PH says he saw a bull behind the 3 front-runner cows when he looked with his binos. I was at least able to see hulking blackness with horns.

Long quiet walk back to the LC was cold and somber but I’m grateful to be moving and warming up. I could have read a book by the moonlight.
No disappointment this evening. I’m just feeling satisfied and full from a really difficult and enjoyable hunt.

“Don’t have to be ashamed of the car I drive
I’m just glad to be here, happy to be alive
It don’t matter if you’re by my side
I’m satisfied.”

At the campfire we were treated with warthog filet appetizers on toothpicks. Simply wonderful.

Quote of the day:
(after being busted)
“You f****** ***** * **** *** ******!" - PH


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Day 10 – Version 2.0 – You just thought this was over.


Delta airlines wouldn’t be Delta airlines if they weren’t consistently late. Cancelling flights and leaving you stranded in JAX after circling ATL 6 times and saying it’s too stormy to land when the online log shows 3 landed before you and 4 after is the typical treatment fare.
This time, however, they outdid themselves and in a strange twist of fate, gifted me another day to hunt.

We’re packed, showered, fed, and loading the LC to get on the road when the message comes in via the spotty WIFI in camp. You're cancelled. But don't worry, we booked you tomorrow in the cargo section.
Called the travel agent for assistance. No getting out today for love or money. But they found me a better flight arrangement tomorrow.

PH had a cancellation for the hunt following mine just 2 days ago and the camp staff is willing to stay another day.
Put your crap away, grab the rifle, let’s hunt!

Today, it’s the Traveling Wilburys coming straight from the cassette player.

“Well, it’s alright, even when push comes to shove
Well, it’s alright, if you got someone to love
Well, it’s alright, everything’ll work out fine
Well, it’s alright, we’re goin’ to the end of the line”

It's mid-morning already so we go to PH’s summer home near the waterhole to watch for warthog and discuss the evening plans.

This blind looks like an exhibit in a “Go West Pioneer!” museum. Cracked mud dugout floor. Walls cobbled together with sticks and burlap flap material complete with holes that appear to have been cut with an axe.
An occasional 2x4 betrays the illusion that it was built by baboons or maybe drunken 6 year olds.
There’s a large cylindrical lump of monkey crap permanently affixed to the inside of the door flap right where you’d think to push it aside upon exiting. Charming.
Alas, no humidor or wet bar. I’ll try to manage.

Several warty Pumbas trot to the water with their hilarious prancing trot but we only get one decent sized boar about 20 mins before we have to leave. He’s got one tusk broken off from fighting.
PH says we could wait for another but to me, this one has character so we give him the medicine.

In the evening we walk the road quietly toward where we thought they would leave the thicket and mosey to a local water source. Ambush style.
We’re at a type of crossroads that separates 4 hells of thorns.
Listening, waiting, watching dusk fail and moonlight strengthen. A full moon tonight.
Vivid, clear, piercing, beautiful.

We’re considering when technically we enter stage 2 hypothermia when we hear a grunt from the West. We carefully start down the “road” toward the noise and in the moonlight, we see a big dust cloud coming our way.
We duck to the side we think is the best for wind as carefully and quietly as we can pile 3 people into a very limited space.
I put the rifle on PH’s shoulder. We’re both seated. I can hear hoof beats. Excitement builds but we’re betrayed by our scent. These things are like bloodhounds!

PH says he saw a bull behind the 3 front-runner cows when he looked with his binos. I was at least able to see hulking blackness with horns.

Long quiet walk back to the LC was cold and somber but I’m grateful to be moving and warming up. I could have read a book by the moonlight.
No disappointment this evening. I’m just feeling satisfied and full from a really difficult and enjoyable hunt.

“Don’t have to be ashamed of the car I drive
I’m just glad to be here, happy to be alive
It don’t matter if you’re by my side
I’m satisfied.”

At the campfire we were treated with warthog filet appetizers on toothpicks. Simply wonderful.

Quote of the day:
(after being busted)
“You f****** ***** * **** *** ******!" - PH


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Looks like one of the bums' abodes along the creek next to my grocery store. Prime real estate property for them. Just a block from the store entrance handy for begging ... which now sells beer and cheap fortified wine ... which is also across the street from the free methadone clinic. And a creek at their hovel doorstep for washing and pooping. Wait ... I'm not supposed to call them bums anymore ... homeless? ... nope, that's also no longer politically correct. Now they're "unhoused." Yep, I shit you not. Life in liberal Canada is a perpetual contest for renaming things, especially government entities. News broadcasters require a special thesaurus/dictionary to stay on top of currently acceptable labels.

Glad you were able to get another day of hunting in. Flying with Air Canada is often a crap shoot but Delta seems to have taken the gold medal for consumer dissatisfaction. A close run thing though.
 
May not have gotten it... yet. :cool:

Still combing out my notes and catching up on sleep. More shortly.


Also - you guys have inspired me. I'm going to cobble a bunch of this together later and make a try at a book. If you know any publishers or people that can help a complete newb to that space, please drop me a note. I would appreciate any help.
Sign me up for a copy please…or three! Will gladly pay extra for signed copies :)

Most people in AH are kind and supportive, but no one is blowing smoke - you are a fantastic writer and that is a hard fact!

I don't have any contacts to share but I read an article a while
back that more and more people self publish these days. Could be an option. Perhaps contact Good Books in the Woods or Safari Press International?
 
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Well, I can't sleep with my body still being on Africa time so I cleaned up the last bit and compiled some stuff to finish.
Enjoy. I certainly will cherish the memories.


Day 11 – The one mistake I needed.

It’s early and cold. Really cold.
Frost forming on the windward side of your jacket and condensation on the barrel of the gun near where you held it with gloves on cold.

A strange sense of calm has settled on the group. Reminds me a little of that healthy sense of fatalism you develop after a few night landings on a frigate in a storm with a crappy helicopter pilot.
Just embrace it.
Maybe it ends well, maybe not.
Let it go and do your job.

Moon is still one hand above the horizon and it wears a strange lemon yellow as it descends to it’s resting place.

Glad we didn’t sleep in today because suddenly we spot one and lo and behold, it’s out in the open country!

This time we bail out still moving, haphazard, unprepared, and half asleep, directing Chatty to keep the vehicle moving and catch-up later. I manage to grab my belt with cartridges and rifle and PH and I assemble in a crouch just inside the grass to size up the opportunity.

The wind is from our right rear quarter, from the Southeast, as we stalk in. Each step testing for crunchies before committing with our weight. I want to move quicker but not louder so we're stuck at this pace. Tortuous

135 yards. Too dark to shoot but we can see the black SUV sized mound with our naked eyes.

120 - Please God let the wind hold.

80 - Still dark. The black blob is massive and it’s clearly feeding.

70 - I want to stay here and wait for more light. PH wants to push our luck and confidently creeps forward. Bold. Nerve-racking.

63 - I shake my head at moving forward. We get on the sticks.
Now we see who loses their nerve first while we sit here and slowly start shaking from the cold.

Purple on the horizon goes to pea green and then a glowing orange and someone is blowing on the coals. It creates an exciting profile of the situation.
It’s a bull. Even I can see that now. They say the camera adds 10 pounds but, in this case, it’s more like 1000. The size is intimidating.
He’s facing to the right, upwind, horn tips showing just above the tops of the chest-high grass.
Is that 1 bull or 2? The horns can't be that wide can they?

I have both eyes open. One in 6x keeping that little red point on my best interpolation of the sweet spot and one taking in the situation. Both are being washed out from the blazing orange dawn.

Stay focused.

He rotates to his left to face downwind and then slightly quarters toward us. I reset my cheek weld.
Suddenly he lifts his head and looks right at us.
That gaze. You feel it.
I keep the dot just below the lowest curve of his left horn and just inside his near shoulder. PH is whispering “wait… wait”

I’m afraid he’s going to see us and bolt. Or charge us. Or vanish in a puff of smoke.
However, the big lemon moon is behind us and illuminating him to us more than the dawn is shining us to him. Thankfully.

“Can you shoot him in the head?”
I can see the eyes so I draw a line between them and find the midpoint.
“Yes”
I start to squeeze and the head goes down again and I have to pry my finger off the trigger.
Breathe Daniel-san.

Light builds. I can hear PH breathing and this time, much harder than me.

I’m trying to determine 1/3 up from the bottom which is difficult when you can’t see the bottom, so I go for a location where his natural resting head would be from when I saw him walking. I could really go for a gap in the grass right now.
Crusty eats on, undeterred. Perhaps unaware.

The beast has steam coming off him in the growing dawn light. One last gift of confidence showing the wind is still right as it curls off his girth.

Shaking in the cold. Holding my breath sporadically because it stops the shivering.
Can he hear my heart beating in my ears?
Eternity stretches out.

Then he gives us a step forward to a break in the tall grass and I let it fly.
Psheeeewwk-WUHP. The suppressor really helps you hear a positive hit on the other end.

PH says “Hit him ag…” and he’s interrupted with a 2nd hit and then a 3rd.
The bull turns slightly right immediately after the 1st hit but I know the first 2 were solid hits.
He starts to run. I land a 3rd quartering away and he stumbles but does not slow and I fall off the sticks trying to cycle the bolt and turn further than they’re willing to support.

PH still has him in sight and he slows and lays down.
I’m reloading. +3 from the belt. (Huh. Never knew I could pull that off with gloves on.)
Back on the sticks. Watching.

He rises and circles clockwise away from us and upwind. I hit him once more and PH also sends his greetings. The 458 Win Mag shattering the morning decisively. He’s down again.

Reload +1. My cartridge holder from my kids is starting to feel like the cupboard is bare.
Maybe I should have brought a 2nd one.

We’re both freehand aiming last known location. The rifle weighs nothing.
PH radios Chatty to bring the dog for the approach and his face says this is where it gets interesting.
There's a burping angry sound from the wiggling grass that we're looking at.

Lucky Bucky, lacking any type of sense of danger, leads the approach.
I drop the zoom to 1x and turn up the volume of the reticle for red dot mode. We move.

This impossibly strong bull is back up and burping. He's facing to the South still and turns our way while I hit him twice more. He goes back down, thrashing his head around but he stays on the ground.

“Make sure you don’t hit the dog!"
“Copy”
PH calls the dog back and he immediately complies. Impressive. Bucky will get a rusk this morning.

We press forward, cautious, intimidated by anything that can take that much punishment.

Bwunuuuuughhhhhhhhh. That’s what we were waiting to hear. Crusty gives it up.
I start breathing again.

We walk up close now and I put one more through the boiler room just to make sure. PH pokes him with his rifle. He’s done.

And the shakes finally catch up to me.

There's this awkward moment when you 2nd guess whether it's safe to switch from red alert to celebration mode.
I'm compelled for some reason so I do. Last 2 from the belt. OCD I guess.
Then we safe the rifles and shake hands. I'm quite sure my big stupid grin is as big or bigger than PH's.

PH wrestles the massive head from the grass while I close my scope caps and wipe my nose.
Suddenly he explodes, “I think it’s Frank! It’s really Frank!”

Chatty steps up to verify and PH pulls out his phone to compare to a photo (wait… you had a photo?!)
“Mmmm… ees Frank.”

Score settled Frank.
You gave me the mistake I needed.

We say a quick prayer of thanks and enjoy the moment.
Thank you God.


Waidmannsheil


Quote of the day:
“This is the earliest I’ve ever had a breakfast beer and brother did we ever earn it!!" - PH


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What a relief! Waidmannsheil! Did not think you would get it but man what a hunt and storytelling.
 
And that is how you finish…congratulations on your perseverance and success.
 
I've just read through the story in full, and what a journey it was. Congratulations on finally settling the score with Frank, what a great hunt!
 
So much awesomeness!!! Congratulations on a fantastic hunt. I thought it was over then Delta sent it to overtime and you where able to make the final score the get the win. I’ve loved everything about the tread
 
Well, I can't sleep with my body still being on Africa time so I cleaned up the last bit and compiled some stuff to finish.
Enjoy. I certainly will cherish the memories.


Day 11 – The one mistake I needed.

It’s early and cold. Really cold.
Frost forming on the windward side of your jacket and condensation on the barrel of the gun near where you held it with gloves on cold.

A strange sense of calm has settled on the group. Reminds me a little of that healthy sense of fatalism you develop after a few night landings on a frigate in a storm with a crappy helicopter pilot.
Just embrace it.
Maybe it ends well, maybe not.
Let it go and do your job.

Moon is still one hand above the horizon and it wears a strange lemon yellow as it descends to it’s resting place.

Glad we didn’t sleep in today because suddenly we spot one and lo and behold, it’s out in the open country!

This time we bail out still moving, haphazard, unprepared, and half asleep, directing Chatty to keep the vehicle moving and catch-up later. I manage to grab my belt with cartridges and rifle and PH and I assemble in a crouch just inside the grass to size up the opportunity.

The wind is from our right rear quarter, from the Southeast, as we stalk in. Each step testing for crunchies before committing with our weight. I want to move quicker but not louder so we're stuck at this pace. Tortuous

135 yards. Too dark to shoot but we can see the black SUV sized mound with our naked eyes.

120 - Please God let the wind hold.

80 - Still dark. The black blob is massive and it’s clearly feeding.

70 - I want to stay here and wait for more light. PH wants to push our luck and confidently creeps forward. Bold. Nerve-racking.

63 - I shake my head at moving forward. We get on the sticks.
Now we see who loses their nerve first while we sit here and slowly start shaking from the cold.

Purple on the horizon goes to pea green and then a glowing orange and someone is blowing on the coals. It creates an exciting profile of the situation.
It’s a bull. Even I can see that now. They say the camera adds 10 pounds but, in this case, it’s more like 1000. The size is intimidating.
He’s facing to the right, upwind, horn tips showing just above the tops of the chest-high grass.
Is that 1 bull or 2? The horns can't be that wide can they?

I have both eyes open. One in 6x keeping that little red point on my best interpolation of the sweet spot and one taking in the situation. Both are being washed out from the blazing orange dawn.

Stay focused.

He rotates to his left to face downwind and then slightly quarters toward us. I reset my cheek weld.
Suddenly he lifts his head and looks right at us.
That gaze. You feel it.
I keep the dot just below the lowest curve of his left horn and just inside his near shoulder. PH is whispering “wait… wait”

I’m afraid he’s going to see us and bolt. Or charge us. Or vanish in a puff of smoke.
However, the big lemon moon is behind us and illuminating him to us more than the dawn is shining us to him. Thankfully.

“Can you shoot him in the head?”
I can see the eyes so I draw a line between them and find the midpoint.
“Yes”
I start to squeeze and the head goes down again and I have to pry my finger off the trigger.
Breathe Daniel-san.

Light builds. I can hear PH breathing and this time, much harder than me.

I’m trying to determine 1/3 up from the bottom which is difficult when you can’t see the bottom, so I go for a location where his natural resting head would be from when I saw him walking. I could really go for a gap in the grass right now.
Crusty eats on, undeterred. Perhaps unaware.

The beast has steam coming off him in the growing dawn light. One last gift of confidence showing the wind is still right as it curls off his girth.

Shaking in the cold. Holding my breath sporadically because it stops the shivering.
Can he hear my heart beating in my ears?
Eternity stretches out.

Then he gives us a step forward to a break in the tall grass and I let it fly.
Psheeeewwk-WUHP. The suppressor really helps you hear a positive hit on the other end.

PH says “Hit him ag…” and he’s interrupted with a 2nd hit and then a 3rd.
The bull turns slightly right immediately after the 1st hit but I know the first 2 were solid hits.
He starts to run. I land a 3rd quartering away and he stumbles but does not slow and I fall off the sticks trying to cycle the bolt and turn further than they’re willing to support.

PH still has him in sight and he slows and lays down.
I’m reloading. +3 from the belt. (Huh. Never knew I could pull that off with gloves on.)
Back on the sticks. Watching.

He rises and circles clockwise away from us and upwind. I hit him once more and PH also sends his greetings. The 458 Win Mag shattering the morning decisively. He’s down again.

Reload +1. My cartridge holder from my kids is starting to feel like the cupboard is bare.
Maybe I should have brought a 2nd one.

We’re both freehand aiming last known location. The rifle weighs nothing.
PH radios Chatty to bring the dog for the approach and his face says this is where it gets interesting.
There's a burping angry sound from the wiggling grass that we're looking at.

Lucky Bucky, lacking any type of sense of danger, leads the approach.
I drop the zoom to 1x and turn up the volume of the reticle for red dot mode. We move.

This impossibly strong bull is back up and burping. He's facing to the South still and turns our way while I hit him twice more. He goes back down, thrashing his head around but he stays on the ground.

“Make sure you don’t hit the dog!"
“Copy”
PH calls the dog back and he immediately complies. Impressive. Bucky will get a rusk this morning.

We press forward, cautious, intimidated by anything that can take that much punishment.

Bwunuuuuughhhhhhhhh. That’s what we were waiting to hear. Crusty gives it up.
I start breathing again.

We walk up close now and I put one more through the boiler room just to make sure. PH pokes him with his rifle. He’s done.

And the shakes finally catch up to me.

There's this awkward moment when you 2nd guess whether it's safe to switch from red alert to celebration mode.
I'm compelled for some reason so I do. Last 2 from the belt. OCD I guess.
Then we safe the rifles and shake hands. I'm quite sure my big stupid grin is as big or bigger than PH's.

PH wrestles the massive head from the grass while I close my scope caps and wipe my nose.
Suddenly he explodes, “I think it’s Frank! It’s really Frank!”

Chatty steps up to verify and PH pulls out his phone to compare to a photo (wait… you had a photo?!)
“Mmmm… ees Frank.”

Score settled Frank.
You gave me the mistake I needed.

We say a quick prayer of thanks and enjoy the moment.
Thank you God.


Waidmannsheil


Quote of the day:
“This is the earliest I’ve ever had a breakfast beer and brother did we ever earn it!!" - PH


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I think Frank had read the original booking itinerary and thought you had left already
 

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