Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old? Well.....you'll love this one! My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my secondary school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, grey haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park Secondary School. Why yes I did. He beamed with pride. When did you leave? I asked. In 1965, why do you ask? He answered. Because you were in my class! I exclaimed. He looked at me closely. Then the ugly, Old, Bald, Wrinkled, Fat arsed, Grey haired, Decrepit, Bastard asked, WHAT DID YOU TEACH?