Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old? Well.....you'll love this one!
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my secondary school class some 30-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, grey haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park Secondary School.
Why yes I did. He beamed with pride.
When did you leave? I asked.
In 1965, why do you ask? He answered.
Because you were in my class! I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then the ugly,
Old,
Bald,
Wrinkled,
Fat arsed,
Grey haired,
Decrepit,
Bastard asked,
WHAT DID YOU TEACH?
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my secondary school class some 30-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, grey haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park Secondary School.
Why yes I did. He beamed with pride.
When did you leave? I asked.
In 1965, why do you ask? He answered.
Because you were in my class! I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then the ugly,
Old,
Bald,
Wrinkled,
Fat arsed,
Grey haired,
Decrepit,
Bastard asked,
WHAT DID YOU TEACH?
:laughing:
