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    on a lighter note...

    "Only a fool needs order. Genius dominates chaos" — Albert Einstein's statement.
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    on a lighter note...

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    What knife are you carrying everyday right now?

    that's the main problem. I have a marine Vic and a yacht watch, but I don't have a marine yacht. so can't wear it every day, although the knife is very convenient, even the pile somehow came in handy.
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    What knife are you carrying everyday right now?

    It has an interesting design, it's stylized like a Bundeswehr army knife, but it's probably for the Ostfront - there's no corkscrew! :) . In general, modern SAK do not seem to be in service, but, nevertheless, one Vic is actually accepted by the Bundeswehr. I carry it in my bike purse, not every...
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    on a lighter note...

    Steve, that was a joke. It's a kind of humor that happens to me sometimes.
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    on a lighter note...

    Not parked according to the markings?
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    on a lighter note...

    as a rule, there are free seats for flight attendants. But I once saw a man just hiding in the toilet when boarding. I don't know how he got on board.
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    on a lighter note...

    My cousin Fedya Doktorov was at his mother-in-law's for "blins" (pancakes), and he was so full that he dropped his hat and couldn't bend down, he had to kick his hat all the way home.
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    What knife are you carrying everyday right now?

    For cutting up something large, a chainsaw is certainly more effective than a knife, although Dexter claims otherwise.
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    What knife are you carrying everyday right now?

    I went into a federal office, and they turned me inside out at the entrance-keys, watch, and phone. And when I left, I looked into the souvenir stand - and there were Bowie-type knives in the "gypsy chic" style, and that's such a charm.:
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    "Lighter Politics" Humour

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    on a lighter note...

    I passed a medical examination yesterday, this is done every 5 years during the re-registration of guns. The psychiatrist asks, "What time of the year is it outside?" I say "spring". "Why do you think that?". I say, "The snow is melting." The only problem is that it was a decent minus in the...
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    Tinnitus driving me crazy

    The neurologist told me in response to complaints, "nothing whistles in 20-year-olds." He says the hearing aid has the thinnest arteries, so they deteriorate with age. As for the sounds: when I was young, I had teachers, old gunners, and yes, everyone was a little deaf.
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    Tinnitus driving me crazy

    I perceive it as the end of summer, spending the night near a field with grasshoppers. It helps to come to terms with it. In my opinion, hearing acuity is not affected, deafness and tinnitus, in my opinion, are unrelated processes.
 
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