Recent content by Macclenny

Irish Gas Station Taking a wee break from the golf course, Rory Mcllroy drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in a typical Irish manner, unaware of who the golf pro is ... "top o' the mornin to ya" As Rory gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket...

I thought Growing Old would take longer!!

Hate driving in traffic

I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in it's mouth. Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with that big ole frog in it's mouth, I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait...

At my age, "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I went in there for.

Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound for sure

I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure my kids took it.

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!!!!

The Confession Hi Bob. This is Alan next door. I'm sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you face to face, but I am least telling you now in a text as I can't live with myself a...

Redneck's First Drink with Son While I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took my son out for his first drink. Off we went to our local bar which happens to be a couple blocks from the cabin. I got him a Bud Light but he didnt...

The Deep Hole These two Hunters were hunting a Farmers land one day and they came across a huge hole in the ground. They eased up to the edge of the hole and couldnt see the bottom. Curiosity got the best of them so they picked up a small rock and threw it in the huge hole but they didn't...