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Excellent, your black widow will do the job. Always remember, your recurve cries when you take the pretend bow with the wheels out for a hunting expedition. Just don`t tell it any stories. Don`t be mean.

You shouldn`t want to hunt elephant with a bow unless it`s sans training wheels. If you`re going to make that level of effort, use at least a 120 pound long bow. Or recurve, or flat bow with the same poundage. Don`t embarrass yourself.

I understand that you`ve sold this hunt, and you have others. Are they the same price?

You kudu look like they been to hairdresser. My kudu look like he just left barfight. Sorry, I`ll show myself out.

I`m with you on the size of the Alaska mosquitos, brother. I saw one carry off a bull moose to feed its mosquito cubs. True story.

You had access to half a dozen eggs?????? LUXURY!!! Me and my 29 siblings lived in a shoebox in the middle of the freeway and knew nothing but starvation and a drunken father who would come home to the shoebox at night and cut us in half with a rusty breadknife, and that was after we were...

The 2x1 says the trophy fee of only one ele.How much extra is the fee for the second one? Cheers.

I know the feeling. We were so poor that my mum couldn`t afford to give birth to me,so the lady down the street had to do it. My mum couldn`t even afford cab fare or the services of a midwife,so I had to drive to the neighbour lady`s house and assist in my own birth.

No problem if you`re rich. For many of us (myself included) that money is better spent on an ele hunt.

Can you tell me the total cost of a category 1 lion with a lioness added on please?

I know that all inclusive means what it says, but I don`t know if that includes rifle rental and ammo. Does it? Also, can the hunt be done with someone who has a low level of fitness?

When does this take effect?

Is field prep and transportation to a local taxidermist included?

That looks an absolute treat. Well done that man.

What does "half life size" mean?