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Thanks Edgar, I needed to know.

I`m old, fat, out of shape and slow. Is the $12,500 ele hunt a possiblity for someone in my condition?

Thanks for that, Rare Breed. I`d like to hear that from the outfitter.

What are my expenses to the outfitter besides the $12,500?

Is the $12500 all inclusive? Can you tell us the total cost, with cites, rifle rental etc?

Can you tell us more about the management elephants?

Couldn`t agree more. ANY elephant is good elephant.

My kudu was in a bar fight.

You really want your country to be invaded by snowbacks? It`ll be a trickle, then a full blown infestation.

Excellent, your black widow will do the job. Always remember, your recurve cries when you take the pretend bow with the wheels out for a hunting expedition. Just don`t tell it any stories. Don`t be mean.

You shouldn`t want to hunt elephant with a bow unless it`s sans training wheels. If you`re going to make that level of effort, use at least a 120 pound long bow. Or recurve, or flat bow with the same poundage. Don`t embarrass yourself.

I understand that you`ve sold this hunt, and you have others. Are they the same price?

You kudu look like they been to hairdresser. My kudu look like he just left barfight. Sorry, I`ll show myself out.

I`m with you on the size of the Alaska mosquitos, brother. I saw one carry off a bull moose to feed its mosquito cubs. True story.

You had access to half a dozen eggs?????? LUXURY!!! Me and my 29 siblings lived in a shoebox in the middle of the freeway and knew nothing but starvation and a drunken father who would come home to the shoebox at night and cut us in half with a rusty breadknife, and that was after we were...