A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager. After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly, "Wow, She's fat! The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet.. A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out as far As they would go and announced; "I'll bet her bum is this wide!" The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy. The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet. After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue. Just then her pager began to emit a "beep, beep, beep" The little boy yelled out, "Run for your life, she's reversing!!"